I'll Be Killing You This Christmas chords by Loudon Wainwright III

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Verse 1
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I'll be killing  you this
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Christmas
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Tis the season you must die
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No, there's no  way
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that you'll miss this
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A Bushmaster's on  my wish list
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My right to bear arm s  you
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cannot deny
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I'll be shooting folks this Christmas
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But there's no need
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to be worried or alarmed
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What's wrong with a handgun,
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when everybody has one?
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Which is why we all need to be armed
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That's right, I'm armed and
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dangerous this
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It's an oxymoron,
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I know how it sounds
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But you won't pry my fingers from it
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My precious second amendment
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Guarantees a clip that holds
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a  hundred rounds
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Santa's packing heat this Christmas
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In your school, your church
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and your department store
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The evidence is hazy
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Background check
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s can't kill the crazy
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We need firepower that
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can win a war
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And so I'll be wasting
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you this Christmas
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And the NRA, they lobby,
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so       it's so
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I   love our great nation
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The real world is my playstation
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I'll blow you away
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beneath the mistletoe
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I'll be killing
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you this Christmas
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