I Think My Sister's Boy Is A Vampire chords by Tim Wilson
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Intro 1
(D major)
Verse 1
Sissy, quit (C major) all (D major) (G major) that screaming
and tell your son,
Count Lazy (C major) Bone Gotham
Man (D major) to come out here
and put some plates (G major) on the table.
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
His (G major) skin's whiter than a
(C major) washer and dryer
When (G major) we're cooking out
on her family (C major) deck
He keeps licking (D major) his lips
around (B minor) my red neck (D major)
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
He backs (G major) away when the food's (C major) on fire
He's turned a (G major) Christian home
into a (C major) Dracula tomb
He's (D major) sleeping in a casket
in the (C major) back bed (D major) room
(G major) Instead (C major) of worshipin' bats
and sendin' (G major) us to hell
And (C major) standin' round countin'
our red (G major) blood cells
(C major) You oughta try bitin' them (G major) fingernails
We're (D major) white people, but we (C major) ain't that pale (D major)
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
Dam (G major) n, I wish I had a (C major) pair of pliers
I'd (G major) open my mouth on that nasty (C major) thing
And (D major) rip out all of (B minor) them vampire fangs (D major)
Sis (C major) sy says we ought to
(G major) give him a break
He's (C major) Bella Lugosi at a (G major) funeral wake
I wonder (C major) how big a hole
a silver (G major) bullet would make
If (D major) I had a hammer and a sharpene (B minor) d (D major) stake
I (A minor) think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
He's (G major) dressed up like a white (C major) wall tire
He's (G major) grinding his teeth
and he's (C major) chewing the cud
I can't be (D major) lieve I'm
looking at my (B minor) own (D major) blood
I never (C major) thought that I'd ever (G major) be afraid
Of a (C major) kid dropped out of the (G major) 11th grade
I'm (C major) flippin' hamburgers
with a (G major) shiny cross
Put (B minor) a (D major) little more (B minor) blood in
the barbecue sauce (D major)
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a (D major) vampire
I think my (C major) sister's boy is a... (D major)
(D major) Sissy! (G major) (D major) Flip them hamburgers! (G major) (D major)
Call 9 -1 -1!
And get this damn kid off my neck!
Quit that screaming!
I Think My Sister's Boy Is A Vampire
Tim Wilson
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