Hitchhikers chords by Tim Wilson

SimplifiedAb · Dm

GuitarPianoUkulele

Verse 1
Ab 
You can't  (A flat major) get folks to help anybody
anymore.
I got to where I don't help folks
anymore.
I've almost got to where I
just hate people.
It's 1998, you still see hitchhikers
out on the interstate.
Don't you just want to pull over
to these people and go,
Did you see the movie?
How many movies have we
got to make?
They don't have copies of Texas chainsaw
Dm 
 (D minor) mas sacre
in every glove compartment
Ab 
to hand out  (A flat major) to hitchhikers.
Here, when you get a life and a VCR,
pop this in, will ya?
You can go anywhere
in this country
on a bus for 89 there and back.
If you don't have a friend, a mama,
relative, loved one,
somebody won't loan you 89.
you suck as a human being,
as far as I'm concerned.
And you ain't getting nowhere
close to my car.
Because I pick up nobody
on the side of the road.
I won't get a family of six, much
less Ned
with a duffel bag going to Horse Cave
or something.
You're right, Ned,
you're going to de -bowel me in a
rest area somewhere.
That's what's really going to happen.
I'm going to wind up in Elizabethtown
with my pants around my ankles.
Let's be honest.
It could be a 90 -year -old woman,
her two 70 -year -old daughters,
they're all three on walkers.
Hell's Angels ran them off the interstate.
Their car goes down into a ravine,
they're thrown from the car,
the car explodes,
the naked elderly women
crawl back to the interstate,
dragging the walkers behind them.
All you're going to see is blue -ass hair blowing as I go past,
you know what I'm saying?
If I can't get somebody to let me in a BP after 12 o 'clock,
I ain't helping nobody.