Hey, Mr. Lifeguard chords by Surf Punks
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Intro 1
(G major) (E minor) (G major) (C major) (D major)
(G major) Okay,
Verse 1
(B minor) here's (G major) the story.
(C major) Walking up the ramp, (D major) open up (G major) the lock,
got (D major) to (G major) make a phone check, (C major) guess (D major) it works. (G major)
Checking the first aid (D major) box,
(C major) let's see (D major) what I need.
Looks like I (G major) need some
(B minor) Stink (D major) -Kill
(B minor) Swabs.
(G major) Got any
Zephyrin
(C major) Chloride?
Guess (D major) I'm running low on gauze (G major) pads. (C major)
(D major) Gotta go get some water (G major) ,
cause I gotta wash (D major) the (E minor) windows. (C major)
Looks like it's a (D major) pretty nice day.
Not (G major) too many chicks, most (E minor) of them are fat any (C major) way,
so who cares? (E minor) (D major)
Surf's (G major) always down,
but then (E minor) what (G major) else is new? (C major)
Few (D major) guys out, and a lot of echo beach (G major)
shorts an (E minor) d new wave boards. (C major)
Guess I'll (D major) take a foot patrol.
Oh, here it goes, (E major) first (D major) one of the day,
looks like the guy is in trouble, probably ate two
quaaludes, maybe three, six pack of beer, probably two,
beer bomb, yeah, here it goes. (A major) (D major) (G major)
Routine day, (C major) looks pretty nice, hot (D major) sun, no (G major) waves,
a (B minor) lot of (G major) girls, (B minor) usually ten (C major) pounds
overweight. (D major)
(G major) Just (B minor) (D major) sitting around, (B minor)
not (D major) doing (G major) a whole (D major) lot. (C major)
(D major) Well, it's a regular day. (G major) (B minor) (G major)
Here's
the (C major) first question.
Do (E minor) you know what (D major) time it is? (G major)
Yeah, I know what time it is.
You (D major) got
(C major) a band -aid? (G major)
Yeah, I (D major) got a lot of band
-aids. (G major) I lost my kid. (D major)
Don't (B minor) bring (C major) him to the beach. (D major)
How about, hey (E minor) my friend's (B minor) really hurt,
(G major) he like came (C major) to the beach and ate (E major) a (D major) bunch of
and then he's in the water now (G major) and I don't know where he is,
he's (D major) been gone (G major) for about two hours. (C major)
So, (E major) (D major) what do you want me
to do about (G major) it?
Hey, (B minor) there's (G major) one girl,
she doesn't (C major) look like she's too overweight.
May (D major) be I'll go dialogue her (G major) .
Hey baby, how about you and me, (D major) (C major) later?
Oh (D major) whoops, she's got two guys with her,
they look pretty gnarly.
(E major) Oh no, guy, (D major) here it comes again,
gotta go for another rescue.
Looks like the (E minor) waves are picking
up now they're two (D major) feet.
Well, this guy's in ankle -deep water and he's still drowning,
oh my god!
So why don't you take the can?
No, no, I don't wanna take the can,
I'm too macho!
Alright!
So why don't you just let me help you in,
alright?
You look like you're gonna die,
it's only (E minor) two feet of (D major) water, you stupid idiot.
(D major) Why don't you learn how to swim?
Well, back to the tower.
Ten bucks an hour,
better than working at the gas station.
Hey, Mr. Lifeguard
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