Hey, Mr. Lifeguard chords by Surf Punks

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Intro 1

Okay,

Verse 1
Bm 
G 
here's the story.
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Walking up the ramp, open up the lock,
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got to make a phone check, guess it works.
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Checking the first aid box,
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let's see what I need.
G 
Looks like I need some
Bm 
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Stink -Kill
Bm 
Swabs.
G 
Got any
Zephyrin
C 
Chloride?
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G 
C 
Guess I'm running low on gauze pads.
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Gotta go get some water,
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Em 
C 
cause I gotta wash the windows.
D 
Looks like it's a pretty nice day.
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Em 
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Not too many chicks, most of  them are fat anyway,
Em 
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so who cares?
G 
Surf's always down,
Em 
G 
C 
but then what else is new?
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Few guys out, and a lot of echo beach
Em 
C 
shorts and new wave boards.
D 
Guess I'll take a foot patrol.
E 
D 
Oh, here it goes, first one of the day,
looks like the guy is in trouble, probably ate two
quaaludes, maybe three, six pack of beer, probably two,
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beer bomb, yeah, here it goes.
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Routine day, looks pretty nice, hot sun, no waves,
Bm 
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Bm 
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a lot of girls, usually ten pounds
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overweight.
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Bm 
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Bm 
Just sitting around,
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not doing a  whole lot.
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Bm 
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Well, it's a regular day.
Here's
C 
the first question.
Em 
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Do you know what time it is?
Yeah, I know what time it is.
D 
You got
C 
G 
a band -aid?
D 
Yeah, I got a lot of band
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-aids. I lost my kid.
Bm 
C 
D 
Don't bring him to the beach.
Em 
Bm 
How about, hey my  friend's really hurt,
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he like came to the beach and ate a bunch of
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and then he's in the water now and I don't know where he is,
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he's been gone for about two hours.
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So, what do you want me
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to do about it?
Bm 
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Hey, there's one girl,
C 
she doesn't look like she's too overweight.
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Maybe I'll go dialogue her.
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Hey baby, how about you and me, later?
D 
Oh whoops, she's got two guys with her,
they look pretty gnarly.
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D 
Oh no, guy, here it comes again,
gotta go for another rescue.
Em 
Looks like the waves are picking
D 
up now they're two feet.
Well, this guy's in ankle -deep water and he's still drowning,
oh my god!
So why don't you take the can?
No, no, I don't wanna take the can,
I'm too macho!
Alright!
So why don't you just let me help you in,
alright?
You look like you're gonna die,
Em 
D 
it's only two feet of water, you stupid idiot.
D 
Why don't you learn how to swim?
Well, back to the tower.
Ten bucks an hour,
better than working at the gas station.