Camp Malibu chords by Surf Punks

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Verse 1
G 
I'd like to invite everybody out to
Malibu.
Come on out, you know, we've
got lots of room out here.
Yeah.
We've got a big school here.
The highway's like a freeway.
Oh, you're looking real good.
You know,
you are the cutest guy in the band.
Yeah.
Girls are insane.
F 
G 
How do you do it?
How many years have you lived here in
Malibu,
Dan?
C 
F 
Oh, a few.
G 
Yeah, a few.
I've seen a few cars go by.
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
You see, I hear there's a lot
of stars there in
Malibu.
Have you seen any stars lately,
Dan?
Em 
Ain't seen none yet.
G 
And I saw
Madonna, like, jogging the other day with a photographer running in front of her and,
like, snapping her picture.
I hear she's wearing a white hat
and going to the cops.
Don't tell anyone,
F 
G 
because she might go to...
Oh,
Dan, you've been getting
enough surf this summer?
It's really been big, hasn't it?
Well,
Dan, I'll tell you,
D 
G 
the surf down around here just ain't like it used to be.
How long have been living here,
Andy?
C# 
G 
Oh, about, uh, 25 years now.
F 
Oh, that makes you pretty old,
G 
F 
doesn't it?
G 
Abm 
G 
You know what, I'm getting a new
Ferrari, and like,
so it's gonna have stonewashed interior.
Oh nice!
Leather stonewashed is nice.
Here's my favorite.
What's your favorite?
My favorite is when there's like a lily macho valley guy,
and he comes to the beach with
his girlfriend, or a couple of girls,
and the surf isn't that big, it's about four to
six feet.
And he's getting pretty macho,
F 
G 
he's got about two or three six -packs, a couple of packs
of cigarettes.
Em 
G 
He says, hey, I'm going to go out and body surf,
you know, the hell out of these waves.
Em 
G 
And then he goes out and he's in trouble,
he's too macho for the lifeguard, and then
he's going down, and he won't come in with the lifeguard,
what's up with that guy?
What's wrong with the drummer?
Ouch.
B 
Huh?
G 
F 
G 
So
Drew, you know, did you ever find those...
So
Andy, what?
So what?
what?
got a problem?
Mr.
Yeah.
That's stony.
Did you ever find that bathing suit
D 
G 
C# 
you ever wanted or what?
G 
What do mean that solid color one,
that mythical solid color you can't buy anywhere?
You know what I'm
looking forward to?
What's that?
I'm looking forward to the next
Disaster album.
Oh!
F 
G 
What do you think it'll be?
Fire,
Flood,
Famine, or
Feast?
I'd feel
Earthquake.
Feast?
No, let's talk about that
Earthquake.
Earthquake.
So,
Andy?
What's it like at
Zuma
Beach being an
L .A.
County lifeguard?
What are you trying to give
me, fire or something?
Fire!
Fire!
Em 
G 
Eb 
G 
You're fired, you're fired, you're fired, fired,
Eb 
G 
Eb 
G 
you're fired,
D 
G 
fired, you're fired
F 
G 
What was that?
How's that go again?
You still have it?
So, so
Dennis, so
Andrew, so
Drew, so what?
F 
G 
Do you want to live in
F 
Malibu for the rest of your life?
G 
Oh, I want to die,
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
D 
Pepperdine.
G 
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
Ah.
Don't you have a new girlfriend?
She's a new
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
Pepperdine.
Ah.
Ah.
I like to remember when
G 
Eb 
Pepperdine wasn't there.
G 
G 
Oh, wouldn't we all?
How come every other girl in
the whole world is named
Lisa?
G 
Oh my god, is that your
BMW?
Did you stay in your own shit?
G 
So how's the ocean up there at
Zuma this weekend?
G 
I think I only went like five times.
There's so many bowels you don't
G 
G 
think you can fart.
So now that
G 
Pepperdine's here,
there's no place to hang out.
G 
Not really, unless you want
G 
to hang out at the
Tate's
Court or
Camp