Get yourself a billboard chords by Colin Buchanan

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Colin
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Buchanan, what signs, we're looking for broad statements on billboards around town,
what have you got for us?
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Look, I thought the whole angle of a  religious thing was worth pursuing,
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so I penned a little tune along those lines.
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Let's see what happens this time.
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Well hey you prophets of
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Babylon, hey you priests of
Baal,
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Wise up on your marketing,
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it's time to close the sale.
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Listen up you
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Imams, here's my clear command.
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Coin a catchy slogan if
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you're gonna build your brand.
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And get yourself a billboard and go,
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Great big main road billboard, go,
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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It won't really matter if
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what you say is true.
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Just get yourself a billboard and go,
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Oo h, that's nice.
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Mm, mm, mm, mm, we go,
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ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey,
Jehovah's
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Witnesses an d
Mormons on your bike.
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The internet's an open
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door anytime you like.
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And hey, you
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Eastern mystics, you gurus,
and your lamas,
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if you're not on the internet,
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you're still in your pa jamas.
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And get yourself a website and go,
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ooh, ooh, ooh.
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I said a really fancy website and go,
ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Well it won't really matter
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if what you say is true
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Just get yourself a website
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and go wooo hoo hoo
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We go chukachukachuka
chuk chuk chuk
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!!
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Well mosque and church
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and temple guys
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The mainline and the feral
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Ignore the market research
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And you do so at your peril
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No crusades and no jihad
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Let's all make amends
Jesus and
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Muhammad need followers and friends,
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so
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Get yourself on
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Facebook and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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On
Twitter and on
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YouTube and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Well, it won't even matter if
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what you say is true, just
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Get yourself on
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Facebook and go,
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Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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Get yourself a website and go,
Hoo, hoo!
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Yeah, or get yourself a billboard and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
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And if the whole campaign comes crashing down,
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there'll be one thing left to do
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Get yourself on
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Kerry
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Anne and go
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