Four Nights Drunk chords by Ed McCurdy

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Verse 1
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 (C major) The first night when I come home,
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drunk as I could  (G major) be,
I saw a horse in the stable
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where my horse ought to  (C major) be.
Come here, little wifey,
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explain yourself to  (G major) me.
Why is there a horse in the stable
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where my horse ought to  (C major) be?
Why, you darn fool, you blame fool,
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can't you never  (G major) see?
It's only a milk cow
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my mammy give to  (C major) me.
No, I've been living in this world
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for 40 years or  (G major) more
and I never seen a milk cow
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with a saddle on be (C major) fore
The second night when I come home
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drunk as I could  (G major) be
I saw a coat hanging on the rack
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where my coat ought to  (C major) be
Come here little wifey
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Explain yourself to  (G major) me.
Why is there a coat hanging on the rack
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where my coat ought to  (C major) be?
Why you darn fool you blame fool
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can't you never  (G major) see
it's only a cover lid my
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mammy give to  (C major) me
I've been living in this world
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forty years or  (G major) more
And I've never seen a cover lid
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with buttons on be (C major) fore
The third night when I come home
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drunk as I could  (G major) be
I saw some boots in the corner
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where my boots ought to  (C major) be
Come here little wifey,
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explain yourself to  (G major) me
Why are them boots in the corner
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where my boots ought to  (C major) be
Why you darn fool, you blame fool,
can't you never see
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 (G major) It's only a cream jar
my mama gifted me
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 (C major) Now I've been living in this world
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forty years  (G major) or more
And I've never seen a cream jar
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with laces on be (C major) fore
The fourth night when I come home
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drunk as I could  (G major) be
I saw a headline on the bed
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where my head ought to  (C major) be
Come here little wifey,
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explain yourself to  (G major) me
Why is there a headline on the bed
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where my head ought to  (C major) be
Why you darn fool, you blame fool,
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can't you never  (G major) see
It's only a cabbage head
my mommy gifted me
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 (C major) Now I've been living in this world
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for 40 years or  (G major) more
and I've never seen a cabbage head
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with a mustache on before  (C major) 