Foil chords by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Verse 1
A
I never seem to finish all my food
So I always gets doggy
D
bag from the waiter
A
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
Verse 2
A
But then I deal with fungal rot,
bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mould and oxidation
G
I don't care,
D
I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
A
I never bother with baggies, glass jars,
tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
G
D
I just like to keep all my
flavours sealed in tight
A
With aluminum
Verse 3
foil (foil)
Never settle for less
G
That kind of wrap is just the best
D
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
A
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
G
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose,
D
you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
A
Verse 4
Mmm, lovely!
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these
shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world
domination
Verse 5
A
And soon you've got black helicopters
comin' cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
G
Be aware: there's always
D
someone that's watching you
A
And still the government won't admit they
faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays,
psychotronic scanning
G
Don't mind that,
A
I'm protected cause I made this hat
Verse 6
A
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
G
In case an alien's inclined
D
To probe your butt or read your mind
A
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
G
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove,
D
I'll prove)
A
There's a big conspiracy
Foil
"Weird Al" Yankovic
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