Fema chords by Tim Wilson

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Verse 1
D 
 (D major) What was I talking about?
Democrats?
John Kerry was in the military.
E 
 (E major) Buckley Harvey Oswald was in the military.
Em 
E 
Be (E minor) nedict Arnold  (E major) was in the military.
D 
 (D major) My cousin was in Vietnam.
E 
 (E major) Hell, he's framing houses in North Georgia.
I don't want that asshole being
president.
D 
 (D major) He might make a pretty good FEMA
E 
D 
 (E major) director.  (D major) 
Em 
 (E minor) Be  cause he never shows up
E 
and he  (E major) knows quite a bit about horses.
D 
The only FEMA I saw in New  (D major) Orleans
E 
was Ke (E major) fima Jackson.
D 
She was holding a  (D major) big armload of huggies,
E 
going,  (E major) where are those motherfuckers?
D 
E 
 (D major) Felt bad  (E major) for the people in Mississippi
who lost their houses,
but I really didn't feel all that bad about
it, because I almost lost a house
on a blackjack table
in Biloxi, Mississippi.
And they didn't really give a damn.
I didn't see a 2 ,000
credit card
in a red cross truck waiting on my ass
when I limped out of Mississippi.
And I specifically remember when I doubled
B 
 (B major) down on that 11
and that Mississippi woman
E 
 (E major) hit me with a two.
Going, dear God,
if you ever get a chance
to blow this casino away with a hurricane.
So I guess it must have been me.
Starting to get the crowd back.
Don't mean to do flood jokes
this close to the river.