Fat Funny Friend chords by Maddie Zahm (Official Version)
Verse 1
F
I break the ice
Am
So they don't see my size
F
And I have to be nice
Am
Cadd9
Or I'll be the next punchline
Fmaj9
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Am7
Cadd9
Who only exist to continue the story
Fmaj9
The girl gets the guy
while I'm standing off-screen
Am7
So I'll wait for my cue
Chorus 1
to be comedic relief
Fmaj9
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
Am
If I don't answer now,
Cadd9
are they still gonna need me?
Fmaj9
Can't be too proud
Can't think I'm pretty
Am
Do they keep me around,
Cadd9
so their flaws just seem silly?
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Verse 2
Fmaj9
I say I'm okay
Am7
Cadd9
'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
Fmaj9
And I could try to explain
Am7
But my effort's in vain
Cadd9
They can't relate
Fmaj9
To how I've drawn out in Sharpie
where I take the scissors
Am7
If that's what it took for me
Cadd9
to look in the mirror
Fmaj9
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
Am7
Cadd9
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Chorus 2
Fmaj9
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
Am7
If I don't answer now,
Cadd9
are they still gonna need me?
Fmaj9
Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Am7
Do they keep me around,
Cadd9
so their flaws just seem silly?
Fmaj9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am7
Cadd9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Bridge 1
Fmaj9
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
Am7
And it's funny when I'm the one
Cadd9
who says, "Let's go to eat"
Fmaj9
It's funny when I'm asked
to go out on Halloween
Am7
Dresses and thigh highs,
Cadd9
while I hide my body
Fmaj9
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
C
If I don't answer now,
C/B
are they still gonna miss me?
Chorus 3
Fmaj9
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
Am7
If I don't answer now,
Cadd9
are they still gonna need me?
Fmaj9
Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Am7
Do they keep me around,
Cadd9
so their flaws just seem silly?
Fmaj9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am7
Cadd9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Fmaj9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am7
Cadd9
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Outro 1
Fmaj9
I've drawn out in Sharpie
C
where I take the scissors
Fat Funny Friend
Maddie Zahm
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