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Fat Funny Friend chords by 
Maddie Zahm 
Verse 1
F
I break the ice
Am
So they don't see my size
F
And I have to be nice
Am
C
Or I'll be the next punchline
F
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Am
C
Who only exist to continue the story
F
The girl gets the guy
while I'm standing off-screen
Am
So I'll wait for my cue
Chorus 1
to be comedic relief
F
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
Am
If I don't answer now,
C
are they still gonna need me?
F
Can't be too proud
Can't think I'm pretty
Am
Do they keep me around,
C
so their flaws just seem silly?
Verse 2
F
I say I'm okay
Am
C
'Cause they wouldn't care anyway
F
And I could try to explain
Am
But my effort's in vain
C
They can't relate
F
To how I've drawn out in Sharpie
where I take the scissors
Am
If that's what it took for me
C
to look in the mirror
F
I've done every diet to make me look thinner
Am
C
So why do I still feel so goddamn inferior?
Chorus 2
F
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
Am
If I don't answer now,
C
are they still gonna need me?
F
Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Am
Do they keep me around,
C
so their flaws just seem silly?
F
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am
C
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Bridge 1
F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
Am
And it's funny when I'm the one
C
who says, "Let's go to eat"
F
It's funny when I'm asked
to go out on Halloween
Am
Dresses and thigh highs,
C
while I hide my body
F
Can't be too loud
Can't be too busy
C
If I don't answer now,
G
are they still gonna miss me?
Chorus 3
F
Can't be too loud
And can't be too busy
Am
If I don't answer now,
C
are they still gonna need me?
F
Can't be too proud
And can't think I'm pretty
Am
Do they keep me around,
C
so their flaws just seem silly?
F
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am
C
Life of the fat, funny, friend
F
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Am
C
Life of the fat, funny, friend
Outro 1
F
I've drawn out in Sharpie
C
where I take the scissors
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