If there's a God, He is laughing at us
a wonderful laughing place.
I can see it from the highway
effing in the trailers and the backroads
And the parking lots of Effington,
making my way to normal Illinois
Maybe I should ditch this little white riddle
And start a new effing life
grow a beard, start a family
Or I could just keep on moving on,
moving on, moving on, moving on
Not stop till I get to normal
In Effington, in Effington,
I've got this movie in my mind of Effington
I want to live in Eppington, I want to die there too, please bury me, in Eppington,
in Eppington, in Eppington, oh
And then the people who live in normal
That's what normal people do
Do normal people do it too?
Normal people do it, people do it, people do it,
people do it, people, people
I want to live, and I've been done
I want to die, there to please bury me
In Eppington, in Eppington, in Eppington,
in Eppington, still in Eppington