army chords by Ben Folds
Verse 1
G
Well, I thought about the army
Dad said, "Son,
Dm
you're fucking high"
C
And I thought, "Yeah,
there's a first for everything"
G
So I took my old man's advice
Three sad semesters
Dm
C
It was only $15,000 spent in bed
I thought about the army
G
Em
I dropped out and joined a band in
Dm
stead
Interlude 1
Am
G
Dm
Am
G
Verse 2
G
Grew a mustache and a mullet
Dm
Got a job at Chick- Fil- A
C
Citing artistic differences
G
The band broke up in May
Em
And in June, reformed without me
Dm
And they got a different name
C
I nuked another Grandma's apple pie
G
Em
And hung my head in shame,
no
Dm
Am
Verse 3
G
Dm
Am
G
Been thinking a lot today
Dm
Am
G
Dm
Been thinking a lot today
Verse 4
F
C
Oh, think I'll write a screenplay
Em
Dm
F
Oh,
C
Dm
C
think I'll take you to L.A
F
C
Oh, think I'll get it done
G
Em
B
yesterday
Interlude 2
Aw, shit
B
Em
B
Em
B
A
Dm
G
C
Dm
A
C
Dm
E
Em
G
Verse 5
Dm
C
G
Em
G
Em
G
In
Dm
C
G
Dm
C
G
this time of introspection
Dm
On the eve of my election
C
I say to my reflection
G
"God, please spare me
more rejection"
Em
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
Dm
And my ex- wives all despise me
C
Try to put it all behind me
G
Em
But my redneck past is nipping
Dm
Am
G
at my heels
Verse 6
Dm
Am
G
Thinking a lot today
Dm
Am
G
Been thinking a lot today
Dm
Am
G
Been thinking a lot today
Dm
Am
G
I thought about the army
army
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