Key: A major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
it's cruel.
It's murder, cold- blooded,
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it's gross.
To slay a poor vegetable just for your stew
Have you no decency?
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Have you no conscience, you cad,
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To rip that poor vegetable out of the earth
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Away from it's poor
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Oh, no, don't slay that potato!
Don't boil it or fry it,
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don't even freeze- dry it.
don't bake it!
Of this poor helpless spud.
That's the worst kind
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What never done nothing
Interlude 1
to you!
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Verse 2
something your size
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Instead of some carrot or bean?
The peas are all trembling
there in their pod
How would you like to be
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And ruthlessly yanked from your bed
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To be eaten with full- fiber bread?
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(CHORUS)
It's no bed of roses,
this vegetable life.
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You're basically stuck in the mud.
You don't get around much. You don't
see the sights
You're helpless when somebody's
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And causes you nothing but grief.
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(CHORUS)
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There
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ought
to be some way of saving our skins.
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They ought to be passing a law.
Just show anybody a cute little lamb
Well, potatoes are ugly.
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We're wrinkled and lumpy to boot.
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That you'll eat us because
Outro 1
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