I've got a house way up north,
I've got yards and fences,
I've got a wife who sings
like thirteen drunken Joseph Spencers.
Hey, my little darling Lisa,
oh, hey, my little darling Lisa,
round and round and round we go.
We can climb right up that beanstalk,
slide down and chop the trunk,
go on home, turn on the TV,
watch the Waltons and get drunk.
Hey, little darlin' Lisa,
oh my darlin' Lisa, whoa,
hey, little darlin' Lisa, fee -fi -fum -fo.
I loved her many years ago,
If I were the captain and she were my boat,
I would love her stern to bow.
Hey, a little darlin' Lisa,
Hey, a little darlin' Lisa, yo ho, ho
I got a 20 -gauge and a hockin' gun,
Oh, the smartest thing I ever done
was to ask that girl to be my wife
Hey, a little darlin' Lisa,
Hey, a little darlin' Lisa,
round and round and round we go you