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Dancin' And Pantsin' easy guitar chords by Adam Sandler
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
Em
F#dim
Gm
G5
C5
C
G
Bb
B
F#m
Cm
D
F
Dm
Eb
Am
Em
F#dim
Gm
G5
C5
C
G
Bb
B
F#m
Cm
D
F
Dm
Eb
Intro 1
Verse 1
When I
was
a
young
man
I
didn't
like
to
dance
I
was shy
I'd
stand
against
the wall
all
night
I'd never
take
a chance
So
afraid
I
wouldn't
get
on
that
dance
floor
Unless
I was
really
drunk
10 shots
Verse 2
But I
found
a place
where the
stars
hang
out
And they
taught
me
how to
funk
Real
nasty
It ain't
too
far
away
It's
just
on the
edge
of town
Nearby
But be
ready
when
you
get
there
'Cause
these
folks
don't
fuck
around
Verse 3
You
can
Rub
your
belly
with
Liza
Minelli
Covered in
jelly,
you're
gonna
rub
your belly
Jiggle
your
droopy
balls
with singin'
Lou
Rawis
Bounce
off
the walls,
then
jiggle
them
droopy
balls
Grind
your
hips
with
the
blond
guy
from
CHIPS
Lick
your
lips
Stroke
it
clean
with
Mar
tin
Sheen
It's
fucking
obscense
Clench
your
ass-
cheeks
tight
with
sexy
grandma
Betty
White
You'll
see
the light
when
your
sphincter's tight
If
you
Verse 4
don't
know
how
to move
Just
feel
the
groove
And
dance
Like
you
just
shit
your
pants
Spin
Verse 5
like
a little
girl
With
cross-
dressing
Milton
Berle
Just
give
it a whirl,
pre
tend
you're
a
little girl
Wave
that
juicy
weeno with
le
gendary
Al
Pa
cino
Wave
your
weeno, even
more
obsceno
Knock
back
a drink with
Colon
el
Klink
Piss
in
the sink
Bounce
your
beef
with
Omar
Sharif
What
a
relief
Ring
the
disco
bell
with
ice
cream
wizard
Tommy
Carvel
Tommy
Carvel
gonna
make
your
dink
swell
Verse 6
Then
spew
all
over
the
room
With
Mr.
Jeffry
Goldblum
And
dance
Like
you just
shit
your
pants
Verse 7
Mr.
Belvedere
Fatty
Fatty
Fin
ger
in his
own
rear
Bernard
King
Basketball,
basketball
Showing
off his
ding-
a- ling
Swim
ming
Mark
Spitz
Moustache,
moustache
Play
ing
with his
hairy
tits
Verse 8
Big
Earl
Weaver,
Tommy
Seaver
Both
of
them
got
the
boogie
fever
Shit
your
pants
You can
Do the
hustle
with
seven-
footer
Billy
Rus
sell
Do
the
fucking
hustle,
jerking
your
love
muscle
Shake
your
big,
round
as
s
with
the ghost
of
Mama
Cas
s
Blast
from
the pas
t,
the
ghost
of
Mama
Cass
Dry-
hump
the
floor
with
Mary
Tyler-
Moore
Pump
it
sore
Squeeze your
nipple
like baldy
Mr. Whipple
Drink
some Ripple
Give
it
a
hearty
whack
with
TV
great
Vic
tor
Tayback
When you
give it
a whack
,
don't
hurt
the
nut-
sack
Verse 9
So
if
the
thought
of
grooving
is
bringing
you
down
Come
to
the
funkiest place
in
town
The stars
will
show
you
how
to move
An
d
dance
Like you just
shit
your
pants
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