Dancin' And Pantsin' chords by Adam Sandler

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Intro 1

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Verse 1
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When I was a   young man
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I didn't like to dance
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I was shy
Em 
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I'd stand against the wall
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all night
I'd never take a chance
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So afraid
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I wouldn't get on  that dance floor
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Cm 
Unless I was really drunk
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Verse 2
Em 
F#m 
But I found a place where the
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Am 
stars hang out
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And they taught me how to funk
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Real nasty
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It ain't too far away
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It's just on the edge of town
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Nearby
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But be ready when you get there
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'Cause these folks don't fuck around

Verse 3
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You can
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Em 
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Rub your belly with
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Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly,
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Cm 
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you're gonna rub your belly
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Jiggle your droopy balls
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Gm 
with singin' Lou Rawis
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Em 
Bounce off the walls,
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then jiggle them droopy balls
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Grind your hips with the
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blond guy from CHIPS
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Lick your lips
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Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
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Gm 
It's fucking obscense
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Em 
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Clench your ass- cheeks tight
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with sexy grandma Betty White
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You'll see the light when
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C 
your sphincter's tight
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If you

Verse 4
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Cm 
don't know how to move
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Just feel the groove
Gm 
And dance
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Like you just shit your pants
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Spin

Verse 5
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Em 
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Cm 
like a little girl
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With cross- dressing Milton Berle
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Em 
Just give it a whirl,
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pretend you're a little girl
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Em 
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Wave that juicy weeno with le
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gendary Al Pacino
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Wave your weeno, even
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Gm 
more obsceno
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Em 
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Knock back a drink with Colonel  Klink
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Gm 
Piss in the sink
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Em 
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Bb 
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
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What a relief
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Em 
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Cm 
Ring the disco bell with ice
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cream wizard Tommy Carvel
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Em 
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Tommy Carvel gonna
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make your dink swell

Verse 6
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Then spew all over the room
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With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
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And dance
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Like you just shit your pants
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G5 

Verse 7
Cm 
Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
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Fin ger in his own rear
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Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
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Showing off his ding- a- ling
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Cm 
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Swimming Mark Spitz
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Moustache, moustache
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Playing with his hairy tits
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Verse 8
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Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
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Both of them got the boogie fever
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Em 
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Cm 
Shit your
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Em 
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pants
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You can
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Do the hustle with seven-
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footer Billy Russell
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Do the fucking hustle,
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jerking your love muscle
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Em 
Shake your big,
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round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass
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Gm 
Blast from the past,
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Gm 
the ghost of Mama Cass
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Em 
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Dry- hump the floor with
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Mary Tyler- Moore
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Pump it sore
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Em 
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Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
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Drink some Ripple
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Give it a hearty whack with TV
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great Victor Tayback
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Em 
When you give it a whack,
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don't hurt the nut- sack

Verse 9
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So if the thought of grooving
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is bringing you down
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Come to the funkiest place in town
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The stars will show you how to move
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Gm 
And  dance
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Like you just shit your pants