Dancin' And Pantsin' chords by Adam Sandler
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Intro 1
(A minor) (E minor) (F sharpdim) (G minor) (G5) (A minor) (C5) (C major) (E minor) (F sharpdim)
(G5) (G major) (A minor) (C major)
Verse 1
When I (E minor) was (B flat major) a young (G minor) man
I (A minor) didn't like (B major) to dance
(A minor) I (C5) was shy
(E minor) I'd stand (F sharp minor) against (G major) the wall
(A minor) all night
I'd never take a chance
(C major) So afraid
I (E minor) wouldn't get (A minor) on that dance floor
Unless I was (B major) really (C minor) drunk
10 shots
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Verse 2
But I (E minor) found a place (F sharp minor) where the
(G5) stars hang (A minor) out
And they taught me (B major) how to funk
(C5) Real (D major) nasty
It ain't too far away (G minor)
It's (A minor) just on the (B major) edge of town
(C5) Nearby
(C major) But be (A minor) ready when you get (G5) there
'Cause these (A minor) folks don't (B major) fuck around
Verse 3
(B major)
You can
(G5) Rub (F major) (E minor) (C minor) your belly with
(A minor) Liza (G minor) (F major) Minelli
Covered in jelly,
(C5) you're (C minor) gonna rub (B flat major) your belly (F major) (G minor)
Jiggle (F major) your droopy (E minor) (D major) balls (C minor)
with singin' (A minor) (G major) Lou (G minor) Rawis
Bounce (F major) off the walls, (E minor)
(D major) then (C major) jiggle them (B flat major) droopy balls (G minor)
Grind your (F major) hips with the
(E minor) blond guy (C major) from (C minor) CHIPS
(C major) Lick your (A minor) lips
(G minor) Stroke it (F major) clean with (E minor) Mar (C major) tin Sheen
(C minor) It's (B flat major) (F major) (G minor) fucking obscense
Clench (F major) your (E minor) ass- cheeks tight (C minor)
with (B flat major) sexy grandma (A minor) Betty White
(G major) You'll (F major) see the light (E minor) (C major) (F major) when
your (B flat major) (C major) sphincter's tight
(G major) If you
Verse 4
(C5) don't know (C minor) how to move
Just (D major) feel the groove
And (G minor) dance
(G major) Like you (A minor) just shit (G major) your (G5) pants (F major) (G major)
(G minor) Spin
Verse 5
(F major) like a little (E minor) (C major) girl (C minor)
(B flat major) With cross- (A minor) dressing Milton (G minor) Berle
Just (F major) give it a whirl, (E minor)
(C major) pre (F major) tend you're a (B flat major) little girl (G minor)
Wave (F major) that (E minor) juicy (C minor) weeno with (B flat major) le
gendary (A minor) Al (G minor) Pa (F major) cino
Wave your (D minor) (C major) weeno, even
(B flat major) more (G minor) obsceno
Knock (F major) back a drink with (E minor) (C major) Colon (B flat major) el Klink
(A minor) Piss (F major) in the sink (G minor)
(G major) Bounce your (E minor) beef with (C minor) Omar (B flat major) Sharif
(D minor) What a relief
(G5) Ring the (F major) disco (E minor) bell (C major) with ice (C minor)
cream (C major) wizard (A minor) Tommy Carvel
(G major) Tommy (F major) Carvel (E minor) (C major) gonna
(B flat major) make your dink swell
Verse 6
Then (C5) spew all (C major) over the room
With Mr. (D major) Jeffry Goldblum
And (G5) dance
(G major) Like you just shit your pants
(G minor) (F major) (G5)
Verse 7
(C minor) Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
(G minor) Fin ger in his (F major) own rear (G major) (B flat major)
(C major) Bernard (C minor) King
Basketball, basketball
(G minor) Showing off his (F major) ding- a- ling
(B flat major) Swim (C minor) ming Mark (C major) Spitz
(C minor) Moustache, moustache
Play (G minor) ing with his (F major) hairy tits
(G major) (F major)
Verse 8
(E flat major) Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
(F major) Both of them got the boogie (G minor) fever
(G major) (E minor) (A minor) (C minor) (G minor) (C major)
(G minor) Shit (F major) (E minor) (F major) (B flat major) your (G minor) (G major) (G minor) (F major) (G minor) (B flat major) (C minor)
(G minor) (F major) (E minor) (D minor) (C major) (G major) (G minor) (F major) pants
(E minor) You can
Do the hustle (C minor) with (B flat major) seven-
(A minor) footer Billy Rus (G minor) sell
Do (F major) the fucking hustle,
(D minor) (C major) jerking (B flat major) your love (F major) muscle
Shake (G minor) (F major) your (E minor) big,
round (D minor) as (C major) s with the ghost (A minor) of Mama Cas (G minor) s
Blast from the pas (E minor) (G minor) t,
the (C minor) ghost of (G minor) Mama Cass
Dry- (F major) hump the (E minor) floor (C major) with
Mary Tyler- (F major) Moore
Pump it (G minor) sore
(F major) Squeeze your (E minor) nipple (C minor) like baldy (B flat major) Mr. Whipple
(F major) Drink some Ripple
(G major) Give it a (E minor) hearty (C major) whack with (B flat major) TV
great (A minor) Vic (F major) tor (G minor) Tayback
When you (F major) give it a whack (E minor) ,
(C major) don't hurt (B flat major) the nut- (C major) sack
Verse 9
So if the (C minor) thought (C major) of grooving
is (D major) bringing you down
(E minor) Come to the (D major) funkiest place in town
(E minor) The stars (C major) will show you how to move
(D minor) An (D major) d (G minor) dance
Like you just shit your pants (G major)
Dancin' And Pantsin'
Adam Sandler
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