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Dancin' And Pantsin' chords by 
Adam Sandler
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Intro 1
Am
Em
F#dim
Gm
G5
Am
C5
C
Em
F#dim
G5
G
Am
C
Verse 1
Em
Bb
Gm
When I was a young man
Am
B
I didn't like to dance
Am
C5
I was shy
Em
F#m
G
I'd stand against the wall
Am
all night
I'd never take a chance
C
So afraid
Em
Am
I wouldn't get on that dance floor
B
Cm
Unless I was really drunk
10 shots
Verse 2
Em
F#m
But I found a place where the
G5
Am
stars hang out
B
And they taught me how to funk
C5
D
Real nasty
Gm
It ain't too far away
Am
B
It's just on the edge of town
C5
Nearby
C
Am
G5
But be ready when you get there
Am
B
'Cause these folks don't fuck around
Verse 3
B
You can
G5
F
Em
Cm
Rub your belly with
Am
Gm
F
Liza Minelli
Covered in jelly,
C5
Cm
Bb
F
Gm
you're gonna rub your belly
F
Em
D
Cm
Jiggle your droopy balls
Am
G
Gm
with singin' Lou Rawis
F
Em
Bounce off the walls,
D
C
Bb
Gm
then jiggle them droopy balls
F
Grind your hips with the
Em
C
Cm
blond guy from CHIPS
C
Am
Lick your lips
Gm
F
Em
C
Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen
Cm
Bb
F
Gm
It's fucking obscense
F
Em
Cm
Clench your ass- cheeks tight
Bb
Am
with sexy grandma Betty White
G
F
Em
C
F
You'll see the light when
Bb
C
your sphincter's tight
G
If you
Verse 4
C5
Cm
don't know how to move
D
Just feel the groove
Gm
And dance
G
Am
G
G5
F
G
Like you just shit your pants
Gm
Spin
Verse 5
F
Em
C
Cm
like a little girl
Bb
Am
Gm
With cross- dressing Milton Berle
F
Em
Just give it a whirl,
C
F
Bb
Gm
pretend you're a little girl
F
Em
Cm
Bb
Wave that juicy weeno with le
Am
Gm
F
gendary Al Pacino
Dm
C
Wave your weeno, even
Bb
Gm
more obsceno
F
Em
C
Bb
Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink
Am
F
Gm
Piss in the sink
G
Em
Cm
Bb
Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif
Dm
What a relief
G5
F
Em
C
Cm
Ring the disco bell with ice
C
Am
cream wizard Tommy Carvel
G
F
Em
C
Tommy Carvel gonna
Bb
make your dink swell
Verse 6
C5
C
Then spew all over the room
D
With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum
G5
And dance
G
Like you just shit your pants
Gm
F
G5
Verse 7
Cm
Mr. Belvedere
Fatty Fatty
Gm
F
G
Bb
Fin ger in his own rear
C
Cm
Bernard King
Basketball, basketball
Gm
F
Showing off his ding- a- ling
Bb
Cm
C
Swimming Mark Spitz
Cm
Moustache, moustache
Gm
F
Playing with his hairy tits
G
F
Verse 8
Eb
Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver
F
Gm
Both of them got the boogie fever
G
Em
Am
Cm
Gm
C
Gm
F
Em
F
Bb
Gm
G
Gm
F
Gm
Bb
Cm
Shit your
Gm
F
Em
Dm
C
G
Gm
F
pants
Em
You can
Cm
Bb
Do the hustle with seven-
Am
Gm
footer Billy Russell
F
Do the fucking hustle,
Dm
C
Bb
F
jerking your love muscle
Gm
F
Em
Shake your big,
Dm
C
Am
Gm
round as s with the ghost of Mama Cass
Em
Gm
Blast from the past,
Cm
Gm
the ghost of Mama Cass
F
Em
C
Dry- hump the floor with
F
Mary Tyler- Moore
Gm
Pump it sore
F
Em
Cm
Bb
Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple
F
Drink some Ripple
G
Em
C
Bb
Give it a hearty whack with TV
Am
F
Gm
great Victor Tayback
F
Em
When you give it a whack,
C
Bb
C
don't hurt the nut- sack
Verse 9
Cm
C
So if the thought of grooving
D
is bringing you down
Em
D
Come to the funkiest place in town
Em
C
The stars will show you how to move
Dm
D
Gm
And dance
G
Like you just shit your pants
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