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Verse 1
Alright, well, what the (G major) fuck,
let's do a few more races.
How many Italians
we got here tonight?
Dago
Greasy (D major) day, (G major) greasy day, greasy
Dago (D major) (G major) Dago,
come slap the (D major) bitch and go home (G major)
When there's sauce on her bun,
you can bet ten to one,
(D major) that's the day, yo.
When the gas from her hole
smells like old Capricorn,
that's the (G major) day, yo.
If her brother's upstate
for about six to eight,
that's the day, (D major) yo.
You'll be praying for death
when she burps garlic breath,
that's the day, (G major) yo.
How about if her face
looks like gas
from her little moustache at Senegal.
(D major) If her menstrual drool
tastes like pasta bazool in Senegal.
(G major) (C major) (G major) (D major) Yeah! (G major)
Let's see how (D major) many Jews
we got here tonight. (G major)
(D major) The Jews come (G major) alive
(D major) with the sound of wholesale. (G major)
Fuck you!
Fuck (D major) you!
Hey, June, don't be so (A major) blue
Don't you know your mom
had a nose (D major) job too?
(C major) Sauerkraut
Her fucking pussy tastes like (G major) sauerkraut
I wish that German bitch
would wash it out
Sauerkraut (C major)
An (D major) d then right after dinner
(G major) I stick my knock worse in
(C major) her nearest toe
Now
She ate a ton of taters
(E major) in the last two (A minor) days
And right up (F major) on her tip she had
(C major) tattooed (E major) Auschwitz
(A major) With a (D major) bucket of (G major) sour grime (C major) (F major) (C major)
I just got (A major) older
The speeder on my peter
Whacked it off
(D major) Whacked (G major) it off
Oh, before that we forgot Irishmen
How many (D major) Irish (G major) men are there? (D major) (G major)
A -A -S -S -H (A major) -O -L -E
That's (D major) how I spell (G major) Ir ishman
He got a trunk, he acts just like (D major) a savage
His farts smell like corn,
meat, and (G major) cabbage
The big red nose, the (A major) little green dick
The mooshin' (D major) with the ocean
really (B major) stick
He looks like (D major) a boiled potato
(F major) But (G major) he's really (E major) a stewed to (E flat major) mato
That's (G major) an Irishman
(D major) Tell (G major) me (C major) (G major)
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Dagos, Jews, Krauts, Irishmen
John Valby
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