Life Of A Sperm chords by John Valby

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Verse 1
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 (C major) The life of a  (E major) sperm,  (F major) was a sad, sad  (C major) tale
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Un (A minor) less, of course,
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 (D minor) you're a huge sperm whale  (G minor) 
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 (C major) Here is the  (E major) story,  (F major) of those one- eyed guys
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 (C major) They never  (A minor) quite get there,
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but boy  (F major) do they  (C major) try
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Spit, spit, spit  (A minor)  (G major)  (C major)  (G major) 
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 (C major) Off we go,  (G major)  (C major) into her hot,  (F major) wet pussy
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Wigglin' our tails, lookin' for eggs  (A minor) 
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 (C major) Some of us,
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is destined to bounce  (F major) off tonsils
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 (D minor) Some of us, drip down her legs  (C major) 
But I'm the one,
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who found the hole  (F major) in the rubber
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I'm finally reachin'  (A minor) my goal
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 (E major) This  (A minor) looks like it...  (C major) oh no... it's shit!
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 (C major) He  (F major) composited in  (C major) a   (D minor) 
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 (C major)  (A minor)  (C major) hearsy hole