that I think everybody's a robot
And you don't mind that all my
pants are way too short on me
And I also stabbed someone with a pair
of scissors a long time ago
And And And you don't care that I collect
dead animals from the side of the road
Then pretend they're alive and think
I'm a famous football player
And you don't have a problem with me
when I follow people I never met before
And force them to look at the portrait
of of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on
You're all that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
Well it never bothers you when I wear
my snowsuit to bed every night
And I make you sing in tongues
to me until I fall asleep
And you don't make fun of me 'cause I
still make out with my stepfather
And I also tell everyone I was on a
UFO for two and a half years
'Cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, you're mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your Prozac
Well yesterday I tickled a man
Oh, three days before that I ran down the
street in my Wonder Woman underwear
Babe I know I never had a job
'Cause I'm afraid to talk
'Cause now they're all robots who
They can't fool you, sweetheart
And I know that you know that I'm the one
who burned my cousin Chester's house
But you told the cops we were out ballroom
dancing when they came and
I ain't no fink, dollface
'Cause we know that it's true
We both eat with our hands
Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you,
Would you throw some macar