Conspiracy theory chords by Plan 8

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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Coming from the land of the hopeless dope fiends,
the dopeless hope fiends,
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Where nine year old kids
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know how to blow out smoke rings,
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Spooks from the coup in the land
where the panthers grew,
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Next message for the boys     in blue
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See, they ain't got the intestinal tract
To keep their bodies
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from sucking their testicles back
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Hoping all the EKG lines go flat
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Showing love to the puddle of blood
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where    they sat
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Gotta calm this blood,
take it to the federally site
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So many cops are running flock
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that it'll wake     Tupac
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You gotta flake in two rocks
and two G's in a shoebox
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They busting after two knocks,
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you heard them fences   in your socks
Now this is for La Gente, keep it caliente
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Let's send our Presidente
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on a one -way trip to Casa
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Permanente
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I'm having visions of assassinations
I want every politician in the nation
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To       feel the bullet's penetration
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And fuck Flag Day in Columbus
We never crossed the border,
the border crossed us
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Getting heads trying to kick up dust
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Motherfuckers  get bum -crushed
Till their guns bust
Now what the fuck do
you wanna do?
You can't handle my crew,
fuck America man
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They been fucking us since 1492
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They start to rewash you in elementary
They try to hide five centuries
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of penitentiary
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They're divorcing me and poisoning me
To learn their white history
What about my history?
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To me, my ancestry's a mystery
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Conspiracies and misery,
that's all that they've given me
Man, all my life I've had to play the
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cards
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that they're dealing me
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And I ain't pledging allegiance
to no motherfuckin' flag
Uncle Sam ain't givin' a shit about me,
so motherfuck that fag
And these politicians talkin' shit,
ain't never gonna learn
When I see the stars and stripes
flick my dick and watch it burn
Slavery, penitentiaries, misery,
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conspiracy theories
Slavery, penitentiaries, misery,
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conspiracy theories
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The revolution started back in 1994,
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la Zeta Controla
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Guess they hit the can't take no  more
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It's an outbreak started by
corruption in the U .S.
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Sending all the weapons,
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leaving Chiapas in a bloody mess
I guess I can't take it no more
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Politicians make it harder
for me to breathe
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Can't    you see? Open your eyes,
multitudes
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And all these propositions
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keep playing me for a  fool
The chiva and the jaca
in the streets to pacify
While our father from the
other side dies
When the bullets fly, you die
Zapatistas to the death
It ain't a racial issue,
it's economics in the rich
Can I see the day assault
weapons are collected?
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I'm not complaining, I'm do ing,
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I'ma solve    it and wreck it
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We ride it till we die, let my blood spill
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And for those who oppose,
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I will kill     YDP Wilson,
you the first monkey in line
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With your bullshit propositions,
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1 -8 -7 -2 -0 -9
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When you're dying, stay in line,
I fill up on top ramen
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White bastard, I'm starving,
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I think I  need to start robbing
Crackers, so I can fill my belly,
white people are smelly
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Your wife was horny,
so I plugged it at the deli
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On the really undercover races,
need to quit before you piss
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me off and I get
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Shit on my dick, damn life's a bitch,
500 years of oppression
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I need to take out my aggression,
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bust a cap, say, oh, bless    it
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Quit testin' my testicles,
just let them hackers with a bang
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I could make you one inch less of a man
Quit fuckin' with minorities,
give money to the needy
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Cousin other peoples' impropositions,
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just a conspiracy theory
Theory, conspiracy theory,
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that's all it   is, ho
Slavery, penitentiaries, misery,
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conspiracy theories
Slavery, penitentiaries, misery,
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conspiracy theories
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Thank you very much. you