Odd couple chords by Plan 8

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Verse 1
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Good goobily good
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Look what the cat dragged in
The Mac's back in
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We snap crackin'
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We got the jokes for you
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Look who the hump bumped in to
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The 0  -1 -2
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Rhyme say -ah
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The paper maker biz
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Lay the vapors
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I'm the vapor sprayer
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From the Himalaya
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The Emma's the A -ah R is the K -ah
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I'm the mayor
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Leaving MC's in the ditch
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So get ready
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We bout to start a fly in this bitch
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Humpty Dumpty had a fight with his mom
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She broke both her legs
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Then both of her arm s,
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tighty bow man tried to throw a fit
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I told his punk ass he was full of shit
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Shut your mouth man,
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see you're always trying to take it further
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I  heard you bit a burger,
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with a funky worm in it
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Ohio play it smooth,
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cause you didn't clear the sample in it
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Lordy lord, now they got you
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pushing hot dogs
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Tupac was the only one
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that was living large
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And humped in your nose,
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it's like a two car garage
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I  know you got soul,
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I heard you don't eat pussy
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You be eatin' booty, hoe
No, my nose be in the booty
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My tongue be in her vertical smile
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I heard your sister had sex
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with Coma Pie, nigga
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Your mom's a brush of teeth
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I heard her breath was strong
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Boy, you wrong
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Die, come on
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The city's so nice
That they had to name it twice
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New York, New York
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The land delights
We got the fashion, the riches,
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the project bitches
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The polo, the Broadway,
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the guards, the pictures
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So, we got the palm trees,
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G's being Hollywood
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Swingin' large cars
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around the blocks
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with the stars on the sidewalk
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Every stoplight's a showcase,
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not Lexus's Brothers
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and Hummers
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followin' other friends in Benz's
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Yeah, that's cool, y 'all doin' your thing
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But look what they did to that
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man Rodney King
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They beat him and stomped him
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like a bunch of grapes
When I seen him,
he looked like the planet of the apes
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Yeah, you right, po lice don't act tight,
but in the riots, yo
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California niggas wasn't
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scared to go at faux pas
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So yo, I take it in like Mavis,
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every borough is thorough
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Don't forget Larry Davis
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They got Dre and Quincy Jones,
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homies  Primo and Purrpump
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Eazy -E and Tupac, nigga Scott LaRock and Biggie,
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nigga Compton
Oakland
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Brooklyn Bridge
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Golden Gate, plus Huey Newt Malcolm X
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You guys right Earthquakes
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Well, at least you never catch me
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wearing wigs in my videos
Oh, you don't have to go there
with your big plastic nose
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What about your big -ass head?
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What about your black ass teeth?
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Your mom's so black
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I looked at her and
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thought that I was sleep
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Your nasty ass mom
gave me an ear infection
over the phone
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Come on man,
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why we can't get along?
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can't we be friends?
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we just get along?
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Why can't we be friends?
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It's okay, we'll be fine
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Nah, come on
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