Calamine Lotion chords by J-zone

SimplifiedC · D · Bm · Em · F

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Verse 1
C 
 (C major) And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the star of our show, J -Zone, baby.
In presenting this musical program,
we shall demonstrate many,
D 
many of the various orchestral instruments.  (D major) 
Bm 
C 
 (B minor) This should be played at high volume.  (C major) 
Em 
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Em 
C 
Em 
C 
Em 
 (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor)  (C major)  (E minor) 
C 
Em 
 (C major)  (E minor) 
C 
 (C major) He tries to be polite and helpful
D 
Bm 
whenever and wherever he can.  (D major)  (B minor) 
C 
Soy  (C major) un poderador.
Em 
How would you like to buy  (E minor) me a new dress
C 
for  (C major) my birthday?
Bitch, please,
Em 
 (E minor) get this bitch out of here.
C 
Em 
 (C major) How would you like to buy me  (E minor) a new dress
C 
for  (C major) my birthday?
Bm 
C 
Bitch, please,  (B minor) get this bitch  (C major) out of here.
Em 
Just kick a freestyle, man, it'd  (E minor) be so cool
C 
 (C major) Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
Em 
fuck, fuck  (E minor) him
C 
I want  (C major) my money
I want my money
D 
Bm 
I  (D major) want my money  (B minor) 
C 
Bm 
C 
 (C major) Fuck  (B minor) all  (C major) y 'all
Bm 
Switch  (B minor) 
Call hands, man, you're battle stations
One, two, three, four
Any man you don't feel
the right for the job
You have the power to eliminate
I have done battle with the best of them
Believe me when I tell you,
you make a great error
Will you underestimate my authority?
I shall kill you,
and through it all
you shall be parsed someday.
D 
Bm 
 (D major) You're  (B minor) a dead man!
You stay down in your place!
While I sit here and rule!
Fuck it up, all of y 'all can
just suck my dick
Fuck, fuck y 'all, goodnight
F 
I know you producer (F major) s out there,
Em 
you know  (E minor) what I'm
Stop fighting my shit.
Stop fighting my shit.
Stop fighting my shit.
Stop fighting you