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Bob Rules chords by 
Keller Williams
N/A•
Verse 1
G
Cm
(The price is wrong,
Bb
Cm
Bb
Cm
bitch)
Verse 2
Cm
Twelve o'clock check out
G
we've got an entire hour
Cm
Where is the remote,
G
no time for the manual power
Bb
C
I put that name tag over the heart
Bb
On the shirt,
Cm
C
Bb
that says 'Bob Rules'
C
I stood in line for days
Bb
With all the other fools
Cm
C
Verse 3
F
And then the voice of an angel that
C
G
belonged to Rod Roddy
F
C
Called my name and said 'Come on down,
G
F
you're the next contestant'
C
Oh my God I was hyperventilating
G
F
C
I hope I do not wake up
F
G
from this dream;
Interlude 1
Which is what it was
C
Bb
Cm
C
Bb
Cm
Verse 4
Cm
Janice she slinked on wearing
G
a diamond dog collar
Cm
Still in complete shock I muttered
G
the words 'One Dollar'
Bb
Cm
C
But, everyone else overbid,
Bb
Cm
And their eyes turned to me with the rage
Bb
Cm
For my dogs will be draped in dia monds
Bb
Cm
And I get to go onstage
Verse 5
Cm
I picked up old Bob and I hugged him just,
G
like a bear
Cm
C
He said 'Put me down son and feast
G
your eyes over there'
Bb
G
C
The sliding doors were ajar,
Bb
Cm
I was a happy as I could get
C
Bb
C
Bb
For it was a brand new car- -
Cm
C
A Chevrolet Chevette
Verse 6
F
All because the voice of an angel
C
G
that belonged to Rod Roddy
F
C
Called my name and said "Come on
G
down you're the next contestant"
F
C
G
Oh my God I was hyperventilating
F
C
G
I hope I do not wake up from this dream
Interlude 2
Which is what it was
Cm
Bb
C
Bb
Cm
G
Cm
G
Bb
Cm
Bb
Cm
C
Cm
Bb
Cm
C
Bb
Cm
C
F
C
G
F
C
G
F
C
G
F
C
G
C
Bb
Cm
C
Bb
Cm
C
Bb
Cm
Bb
Cm
Verse 7
Cm
The showcase showdown was set
Baug
G
for a quarter to noon
Cm
My spin did not make it all the away around,
G
I got booed
Bb
C
So I pulled down as hard as I could
Bb
Cm
Just like they all knew that I would
Bb
C
I was happy to be alive
Bb
Cm
C
When it landed on $0.95
Verse 8
Am
F
Next thing I knew I was stand
Fm
C
G
C
ing next to a Marine
Am
F
Who did not like his showcase and
Fm
F
C
passed it on over to me
Am
F
Crunching the numbers I tried
Fm
F
C
to remain calm
Am
F
How much is an all expenses
paid trip to Guam?
C
Verse 9
C
Before I could answer a banging
C
G
came to my door
F
Cm
The housekeeper said 'You must leave
G
now or pay more - - you have dog'
Bb
C
I guess I fell back asleep
Bb
Cm
And slept right through that show
C
Bb
C
But the next time I'm in L.A.
Bb
Cm
C
You know where I'm gonna go
Verse 10
F
And hope that a voice of an angel
C
G
that belongs to Rod Roddy
F
C
Call my name and says "Come on down,
G
you're the next contestant"
F
C
G
Oh my God I hope I don't hyperventilate
F
C
I hope I do not wake up
F
C
G
from this dream
Which is what it will be
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