When I'm at the bus stop and you
drive by in your mom's car
You tell me the bus already left
Cause you're my best friend!
When I'm at the locker and
my shirt's buttoned wrong
Cause you're my best friend
Best friends tell you you got
Best friends don't laugh when you
wear your grandpa's clothes
When those guys ripped up my ticket
for the Mariah Carey show
You told me it wasn't that great
Cause you're my best friend
When those guys gave me the wrong
directions to Mark Hagen's party
You told me it wasn't that great
Cause you're my best friend!
Best friends tell you when you
got Cheetos in your teeth
Best friends dont ring your doorbell
then punch you in the chest
(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains
(Best friends!) Way back when you
(Best friends!) Don't hold their nose
(Best friends!) Help you find your hat
Oh, you're not just a friend
When those mean girls stole my pants and
tied me to the front gate of the school
You told the teacher I was out there
Why? Cause you're my best friend!
When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at
me and bit me in the stomach
You were playing football so you couldn't
help but I know you would've
Cause you're my best friend
(Best friends!) Don't kneel behind you while the
(Best friends!) Don't step on your
(Best friends!) Help you out of the caf.
(Best friends!) Don't tell you that Tracy
Garner wants to dance with you
Oh, you're not just a friend...
Oh, you're not just a friend!
You're my best... friend!