That I I'll prove that I'm the
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
He was a recording genius who
Gizmo that turns bells into
The soundwaves of those bells
Who got the most whips, gats and cash?
If you ask the villain, he say
In the meaning in between
His rank is that of big stank dank
He often time drank by the river bank
And kept a silver shank for a calm cat
Let them fools know ain't no more
It's filled up to the brim
Hold up, the boldest who ever sold it
Like Holly Hobbie, gosh golly gee
The back of Hector Hoskerish's
Trolly read "Wash me" (Ha,
Dagnabbit, the mask is like
Some'll let you stab it for
They say he talk slick like Dick Cavett
A fiend for the mic and can't
Kick it like a sick habit
Along wit' more free dough
They say he wear a mask in case
It's better than a stocking, birdbrain
On the top he's remainin'
A lot of pop sensations need
More proper home trainin'
The people say he's the nicest
He only wants to be left alone
To his own devices if the price is right
He might sing a new smash
And prepare a new batch of
His own special herb goulash
Villain, the dork who talk funny
Watch where you walk, money
Like Semy say, do more boomers
They cure tumors and beware