Baby Britain feels the best
Floating over a sea of vodka
Sees the ocean fall and rise
Counts the waves that somehow
Water pouring from her eyes
Alcoholic and very bitter
For someone half as smart
And I can't help until you start
We knocked another couple back
The dead soldiers lined up on the table
Still prepared for an attack
Felt a wave, a rush of blood
You're out swimming in the flood
For someone half as smart
And I can't help you until
You got a look in your eye
When you're saying, goodbye
Revolver's been turned over
And now it's ready once again
The radio was playing 'Crimson
London bridge is safe and sound
Nothing's gonna drag me down
To a death that's not worth cheating
For someone half as smart
And I can't help until you start
For someone half as smart