Auntie Bridget chords by Paddy Roberts

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Intro 1

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Little Auntie

Verse 1
Bridget,
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living down in Dorset,
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Went to take a bath one day.
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Got her pedal digit stuck
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up in  the faucet,
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Found she couldn't get away.
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Gosh, you should have seen her
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Picture her demeanour
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Tugging at her toe in vain
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Then to cap it all she saw the
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window cleaner
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Peeking through the windowpane
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What a situation, miles of explanation
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Auntie feeling such a  dope
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Trying to carry on  a   friendly
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conversation
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covered in confusion and soap
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She pulled herself together,
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talked about the weather,
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said, I'm glad it's turned out fine
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Then the window cleaner, muttering,
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well, I never went and dialed nine,
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nine, nine
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Soon the place was buzzing,
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firemen by the dozen
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Kicking up a frightful noise
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Six   assorted coppers,
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several passing shoppers
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And   a couple of butcher boys
Blimey, what a caper,
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pictures in the paper
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Someone from the BBC
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Work  ing like a beaver,
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with a tyre lever,
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Trying to get the darned toe free.
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Little Aunty Bridget, soon began to fidget,
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Said, if I could be so bold,
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Either you must go out,
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or get my ruddy toe,
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Out the water's getting far too cold.
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Suddenly a copper seized
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upon a chopper,
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Swung it round his head an
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d chopped.
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When the mighty blow came,
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Aunty Bridget's toe
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Came out with a resounding plop.
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So the story ended,
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but there's quite a splendid
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Se  quel, I am pleased to say.
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The window -cleaner Walter
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led her to    the altar
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in the merry month of May.
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Members of the force came,
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the fire  brigade of course came,
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to lead them down the primrose path.
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And   the superintendent,
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looking quite resplendent,
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wore the order of  the bath.