Merry Christmas You Suckers chords by Paddy Roberts

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Dsus4
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Intro 1

Verse 1
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Merry
Christmas, you suckers,
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you miserable men.
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That old festive season is
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with you again.
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You'll be spending your money on cartloads of junk,
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and from here to
New
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Year you'll be drunk as a skunk.
Merry
Christmas, you suckers,
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it's perfectly clear
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That you fall for it all a bit sooner each year
If it goes on like this,
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you will find pretty soon
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You're singing
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White
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Christmas as early as
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June
This
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Christmas card racket will
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cost you a packet
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Each season it seems to expand
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The cards are so clever,
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though nothing whatever
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to do  with the subject in hand.
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You'll be taking the kids
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round the multiple stores
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to be frightened to death by some old
Santa
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Claus.
Then it's parties with spirits
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and vino and beer.
Merry
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Christmas, you suckers, and a
Happy
New
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Year.
Merry
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Christmas, you suckers,
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you bleary -eyed lot.
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You'll never get rid of that
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headache you've got
But I hope you feel splendid,
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you certainly should
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With your stomachs distended
with turkey and pud
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Merry
Christmas, you suckers,
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jump into your cars
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Roar off to your neighbours
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to sink a few jars
Though your vision is double,
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just keep smiling through
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Eb 
There are others   in trouble
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a lot worse than you
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Beyond any question,
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acute indigestion
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Will plague you and make you unwell
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Fm 
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You won't take the warning,
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you'll wake up each morning
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Undoubtedly feeling like hell
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But stick to it, suckers, go swallow a pill
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For this is the season of peace and goodwill
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While we patiently wait for
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that nuclear blast
Merry
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Christmas, you suckers
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It may be your last