I can do better than you can do.
Anything you can do, I can do better.
I can do anything better than you.
Anything you can be, I can be greater.
I can sing anything louder than you.
Oh, no, you are the small.
Oh, no, you're the minor one.
I can beat you at anything
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
50 cents, 40 cents, 30 cents,
Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
30 feet, 40 feet, 50 feet
I can drink my liquor faster
I can do it quicker and get even sicker.
I can live on bread and cheese.
I can sing anything higher than you.
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your feet? With an axe.
Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you