Anal & The Dishes chords by Wheeler Walker Jr. (Official Version)

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Intro 1

Verse 1
D 
A 
My party life
G 
D 
Traded in for a kid and a wife
G 
D 
No more being alone
A 
I got a home
D 
A 
Instead of sex with whores
G 
D 
I wake you up, girl, when you snore
G 
D 
Instead of bangin' sluts
A 
I wipe the baby's butt

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Chorus 1
D 
A 
Now we do anal and the dishes
G 
Sunday shopping
D 
with them Walmart bitches
G 
D 
Dinner back at home
A 
Then at night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
D 
A 
Anal and the dishes
G 
Sunday shopping
D 
with them Walmart bitches
G 
D 
Dinner back at home
A 
Then at night I stretch out

Verse 2
your tight tight butt hole
D 
A 
Cocaine days are gone
G 
D 
Now I get high from mowin' the lawn
G 
D 
Instead of Waylon songs
A 
Now I watch rom-coms
D 
A 
No more Jim Beam shots
G 
D 
Rather wait in the K-Mart lot
G 
D 
Fill the SUV
A 
with Huggies, Charmin, and Vaseline

Chorus 2
D 
A 
We do anal and the dishes
G 
Sunday shopping
D 
with them Walmart bitches
G 
D 
Dinner back at home
A 
Then at night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
D 
A 
Anal and the dishes
G 
D 
Clipping coupons and making wishes
G 
D 
Sunday night at home
A 
Go to town, girl, on your tight tight butt hole

Bridge 1

Do I miss that road

Drunk as hell, being a horny toad?

This life is better for my health,

or so I tell myself

Solo 1

Chorus 3
D 
A 
'Cause now we do anal and the dishes
G 
Sunday shopping
D 
with them Walmart bitches
G 
D 
Dinner back at home
A 
Then at night I stretch out
your tight tight butt hole
D 
A 
Anal and the dishes
G 
D 
Sunday dinner at Garth and Trisha's
G 
D 
Then we drive on home
A 
And I cry and ram you

Outro 1
in your tight tight butt hole
D 
A 
G 
D 
G 
D 
A 
A 
D 
A 
G 
D 
G 
D 
A 
A 
D 

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Tuning: E A D G B EDifficulty: BeginnerKey: D majorBPM: 132

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Finger positions, low to high (E A D G B e). 0 is open, x is muted.

D: x-x-0-2-3-2
A: x-0-2-2-2-0
G: 3-2-0-0-0-3

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This is the definitive original version of Anal & The Dishes by Wheeler Walker Jr., transcribed exactly as it was recorded in the studio. Unlike our simplified arrangement, this chart preserves the precise chord voicings and progressions in the original key of D major. It suits players who want to learn Anal & The Dishes the way Wheeler Walker Jr. intended, without oversimplifying the arrangement.