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If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? easy guitar chords by Wheeler Walker Jr.
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
No capo
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
D
Am
G
C
Em
A
D
Am
G
C
Em
A
Intro 1
Verse 1
Girls
I used
to jack
off
to
when
I skipped
a
Class,
are now
hitting
me
up
for
a back
stage
pass
All
the ladies
get
wet
when
I
roll
into
town
So
if
my
dick
is
up,
tell
me why
am I
down?
Tug
gin'
me,
fuckin'
me,
suckin'
my
dick,
till
my ball
s
run
dry
Women
I
never
met
whippin'
their
tits
out, so
why am
I
cryin'?
They're
slingin'
their
pussies
when they
hear
I'm
around
Well
if
my
dick
is up,
tell
me why
am
I
down?
Meet
a girl
at
the show,
and
I
hand
her
a pic,
And
be
fore
we shake
hands,
she starts
suckin'
my
dick
Swal
lows
my
nut
while
I stare
at
the ground
So
if
my
dick
is up,
tell
me why
am I
down?
Beatin'
me,
beatin'
me,
fuckin'
me
raw,
till
my dick
get
s
sore
One
girl
is
leavin',
There's
two
more
outside,
that just
walk through
the door
Now I've
learned
to eat
pussy
while I'm
wearin'
a frown
So
if
my
dick
is
up,
tell
me why
am
I
down?
...
Lickin' me,
stickin'
me
dick
in your
puss,
'till
the sun
comes
up
Ladies
I never
met
sendin'
me
texts,
sayin'
they
wanna
fuck
Girls
suck
on my
nuts
while
they are reachin'
around
So
if
my
dick
is up,
tell
me
why am
I
down?
Why
am I
down?
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