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If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? chords by
Wheeler Walker Jr.
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Key: G major•
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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G

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Girls I used to jack
C
C

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off to when I skipped a
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G

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Class, are now hitting me up
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D
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for a backstage pass
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C
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All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
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So if my dick is up,
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D

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G
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tell me why am I down?
C
C

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Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick,
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G
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till my balls run dry
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C

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Women I never met whippin' their
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C
C

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tits out, so why am I cryin'?
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D
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They're slingin' their pussies
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when they hear I'm around
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Well if my dick is up,
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tell me why am I down?

Meet a girl at the show,
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and I hand her a pic,
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And be fore we shake hands,
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she starts suckin' my dick
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Swallows my nut while
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I stare at the ground
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So if my dick is up,
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tell me why am I down?
C
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Beatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw,
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till my dick gets sore
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C

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One girl is leavin',

There's two more outside,
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that just walk through the door
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Now I've learned to eat pussy
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while I'm wearin' a frown
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So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
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D
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Em
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Lickin' me, stickin' me dick in your puss,
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'till the sun comes up
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Ladies I never met sendin' me texts,
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sayin' they wanna fuck
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G

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Girls suck on my nuts while
C
C

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they are reachin' around
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So if my dick is up,
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C
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tell me why am I down?
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Why am I down?

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An acoustic guitar head with tuning pegs

Tuning:Standard Open Tuner
Chords

  • D

  • Am

  • G

  • C

  • Em

  • A

Capo: 0

Transpose: 0

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Frequently asked questions

The original key of If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? by Wheeler Walker Jr. is G major.

The primary chords used in If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? are D, Am, G, C, Em, A.

No capo is required for this song.

Yes, this version uses open chords like D, Am, G, C, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? is approximately 77 beats per minute.

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