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If My Dick Is Up, Why Am I Down? easy guitar chords by 
Wheeler Walker Jr.
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Intro 1
D
Am
G
Verse 1
G
Girls I used to jack
C
off to when I skipped a
G
Class, are now hitting me up
D
G
D
for a backstage pass
G
C
All the ladies get wet when I roll into town
G
So if my dick is up,
D
G
tell me why am I down?
C
Tuggin' me, fuckin' me, suckin' my dick,
G
C
G
till my balls run dry
C
Women I never met whippin' their
D
C
tits out, so why am I cryin'?
G
D
Em
A
G
They're slingin' their pussies
C
when they hear I'm around
G
Well if my dick is up,
D
G
tell me why am I down?
Meet a girl at the show,
C
and I hand her a pic,
G
C
G
And be fore we shake hands,
Em
D
she starts suckin' my dick
C
G
Swallows my nut while
C
I stare at the ground
G
So if my dick is up,
D
G
tell me why am I down?
C
Beatin' me, beatin' me, fuckin' me raw,
G
C
G
till my dick gets sore
C
One girl is leavin',
There's two more outside,
D
C
D
G
Am
that just walk through the door
G
Now I've learned to eat pussy
C
while I'm wearin' a frown
G
D
G
D
G
C
G
So if my dick is up, tell me why am I down?
D
G
D
Am
D
G
D
G
C
G
Em
D
G
C
...
Lickin' me, stickin' me dick in your puss,
G
C
G
'till the sun comes up
C
Ladies I never met sendin' me texts,
D
C
D
G
Am
sayin' they wanna fuck
G
Girls suck on my nuts while
C
they are reachin' around
G
So if my dick is up,
D
C
tell me why am I down?
G
Why am I down?
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