You’ve Got a Brand New Pair of Figure Skates chords by Bob Rivers
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Verse 1
(C major) I drove (A minor) (C major) my bodyguard
to (G major) your (C major) practice last night
I (G major) saw you skating in your
form -fitting tights
(C major) If you got any smarts,
you'll (G major) (C major) be avoiding me
I'll (F major) pick up the phone
and call up (G major) Jeff Galooly
Well, (C major) you've got a brand new
pair of figure skates,
I've got to break your knees.
I want to go to Lillehammer
and bribe some referees.
I've (F major) been skating for quite a while,
but Campbell's won't endorse me.
Oh, (C major) you'll never get to wear
those figure skates,
I'm going to whack your knees.
(G major) I (C major) asked a bellhop to
(G major) show (C major) me your room,
shelled (G major) out some dough
and hired some goons.
(C major) Oh, just when I thought I'd
planned it perfectly,
(F major) my half -wet coupon
got caught on (G major) national TV.
Well, if (C major) you've got a brand
new pair of figure skates
I'm here to break your knees
Oh, win the gold in Lillehammer
(G major) as (C major) easy as you please (F major) (C major)
(F major) Oh, you've (C major) got a bright career
on figure skates
I'm to break (G major) your (C major) knees
Sorry lady, just doing my job.
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