You Stink chords by Captain Rock

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Intro 1

Verse 1
Em 
It's a quarter to eight,
you gotta meet your girl
You're fresh, dressed with jazzy curls
You got Louis shoes, I guess loose shirts
But your girl doesn't come,
and your feelings are hurt
Why? Hey, cause you're starting to smell
And if I, I had a bucket,
I would wash you well
Cause you stink
You're dirty, out of place,
and you're on the floor
Your sneaker has a scent
I never smelled before
And if I had a choice,
I would rather scream
Every girl in the party
would say, it's a dream
Well it's not, it's not very nice
We done told you once,
D 
now we'll tell you twice
Em 
You stink
Ha! Ha!
You walk around town
like it's all about you
My friends always tell me
you were nothing but a fool
Your pants is always wrinkled,
your hair is never combed
And then you think you're really on
You smell like a skunk
and that ain't no junk
When you're halfway up the block,
I can smell the funk
Cause you're dirty, sleazy,
you need a bath
And do the crew a favor
and wash your ass
D 
Em 
Why? Cause you stink
Now look at you,
all that fat around your waist
Your underarm smell, and it's a disgrace
Try scrubbing with soap, or even water
I'm sure that's the way your
mother taught you
To be clean,
brush your teeth and use Listerine
Wash behind your ears, and in between
Pick yourself up, try to be alright
And don't dress to impress,
just try to smell right
D 
Em 
Rock! Come talk to me, if you need a loan
Stop smelling like a crab
and buy some cologne
Try not to bite, try to smell right
Cause the ladies don't want you
and they won't bite, bite
Try to be yourself, not no one else
It's so important how to carry yourself
Stay fresh and clean,
each and every day
You shower to shower,
keeps the odor away, cause you stink!
D 
Em 
Party to  the sounds of me,
Captain Rock!
And the beat won't end
till I say stop!
So insert God says it's time to go!
My mission is yes to rock your disco
What I must announce
to the people at the party
Em 
A 
I want you all to wash your body
Em 
When you smell bad, don't get mad
You shower to shower,
you might feel glad
D 
Em 
Houston
Houston Houston you