Key: A major•
Verse 1
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You are my dildo, dildo, ha -ha -ha -how,
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You are so good to me,
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my gentle little dildo.
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You are my cold wa ter for the last 13 years
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In a big enamel tub
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Rubber, stainless steel skin
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Oh, I'd be lost without my cold wa ter
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Out of the cool blue
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You are my one clove of raw garlic
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Good for a sore throat or a cold
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You're so hot to me, my gentle little
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You are my one teaspoon of the pollen
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All 22 elements in the human body
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You are so strong to me, my gentle
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You are my tofu, tofu, twice the amount of protein too,
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You are my tofu, I'll make fifteen pounds,
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store in the icebox.
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One tablespoon of molasses,
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You give me that old iron, my iron, more glasses,
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sea kelp, you are my sea kelp for trace minerals,
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and cobalt blue.
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You are my little weeds and leaves and fish heads too,
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turn into black monkey goo.
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Zafu,
Zafu.
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I sit on you whenever I get confused
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I sit on my high, my gentle little seat so full.
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I wish I could meditate all day long,
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A meditation glue
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I want to stick with you, my little blue
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Blue,
That's it.
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