You Are My Dildo

You Are My Dildo easy guitar chords by Allen Ginsberg

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Guitar
Tuning

E A D G B E

Capo

Fret 2

Capo

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Capo

  • G

  • Bb

  • F

  • C

  • Eb

    6

  • G

  • Bb

  • F

  • C

  • Eb

    6
    • Verse 1
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    You are my dildo, dildo, ha -ha -ha -how,
    G

    My sweet dildo,
    C

    a pity love to see you grow.
    G
    F

    You are so good to me,
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    my gentle little dildo.
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    You are my cold wa ter for the last 13 years
    F
    G

    In a big enamel tub
    C

    Rub -a -dub -dub -dub -dub
    F

    You are so good to me
    Bb

    You make my skin grow
    Eb
    Bb

    Rubber, stainless steel skin
    F
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    Oh, I'd be lost without my cold wa ter
    G

    Oh, yummy, yummy, ma 'am
    C

    I thank nature's tin cans
    F

    For all that cold water
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    Out of the cool blue
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    You are my one clove of raw garlic
    F
    G

    Good for a sore throat or a cold
    C

    I can feed a clove down to my tummy
    G
    F
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    You're so hot to me, my gentle little
    F
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    You are my one teaspoon of the pollen
    F
    G

    All 22 elements in the human body
    C

    Chewed well, digestion starts in the mouth
    G
    F
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    You are so strong to me, my gentle
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb
    G

    You are my tofu, tofu, twice the amount of protein too,
    C

    you are so strong to me.
    G
    F
    Bb

    You are my tofu, I'll make fifteen pounds,
    Eb
    Bb
    F

    store in the icebox.
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    One tablespoon of molasses,
    G

    puts iron in your asses.
    C

    It's a spring tonic your ear through.
    F
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    You give me that old iron, my iron, more glasses,
    F
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb

    sea kelp, you are my sea kelp for trace minerals,
    G

    Yummy, yummy, ma 'am. I
    C

    thank the sea, oh boy!
    F

    My trace minerals sink iron
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    and cobalt blue.
    G
    Bb
    F
    Bb
    G

    You are my little weeds and leaves and fish heads too,
    C

    and anything else I find will do.
    F

    The compost pile likes to grow and
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    turn into black monkey goo.
    F

    You are my
    Bb
    F

    Zafu,

    Zafu.
    Bb
    F
    G

    I sit on you whenever I get confused
    C

    and don't know what to do.
    F
    Bb
    Eb
    Bb

    I sit on my high, my gentle little seat so full.
    F
    Bb

    I wish I could meditate all day long,
    G

    and all night long too.
    G
    C

    A meditation glue
    F
    Bb

    I want to stick with you, my little blue
    Eb

    Blue,
    Bb

    Zo ppo

    That's it.

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