X-M@$ chords by Corey Taylor

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Verse 1

Ho ho ho ho

Jesus

Verse 2
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There ain't nothing more depressing
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than a pine tree
Gussied up with candy
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canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me
up for hours
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"It's Merry Christmas," seeping
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through my walls
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Now, I'm no wiccan commie nut
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or nothing
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But there's one damn holiday
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that I can't stand
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It ain't Halloween, or Thanksgiving,
Bm 
or even April Fools
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But it'll surely make a fool
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out of every man
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

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Verse 3
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You know where to stick
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A 
those jingle bells
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If I ain't hammered, it ain't Hanukkah
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell
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If I ain't cock-eyed,
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it it ain't Kwanzaa
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A 
Joy to the world of Jack and Cokes
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If I ain't drunk then it
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ain't Christmas
G 
'Cause I ain't ever anything
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but broke

Verse 4
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Now, every year the mall
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s are just a madhouse
Full of empty pocket
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s, thoughts and smiles
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Just the smell of eggnog makes me vomit
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And those colored lights
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are fucking in fantile
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G 
I  think, we collectively
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as a people
Should rise against
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this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world,
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Bm 
"Let's buy some peace and quiet for a change
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Before we spend it all
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on fucking toys"
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So, if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas

Verse 5
You know where to stick
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those jingle bells
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If I ain't hammered, it ain't Hanukkah
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Fa-la-la-la-la, go go go
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go fuck yourself
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If I ain't cock-eyed,
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it it ain't Kwanzaa
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Joy to the world of getting stoned
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If I ain't drunk then it
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ain't Christmas
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So leave this goddamn
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Scrooge the fuck alone