Wouldn't That Be Nice chords by Blaze Foley

SimplifiedG · D · Bb · A · C

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
Bb 
 (G major) Lock your  (B flat major) door
G 
lady or I'll  (G major) jump in your car
A 
G 
I know you know  (A major)  (G major) how nasty we are
Poke out your eyeballs and
make you a scar
A 
D 
Make you  (A major) have to walk real far  (D major) 
G 
 (G major) Mess up your hair-do and
and sit on your face
Scatter your make-up all
all over the place
Take all your money and kidnap your kids
A 
D 
 (A major) Take all your money and  (D major) buy me some lids

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Verse 2
G 
And I'll  (G major) call up your husband,
tell him you're dead
C 
Take out  (C major) your tonsils and
G 
 (G major) make you give head
C 
A 
G 
Put all o'  (C major) the air  (A major)  (G major) out of all your tyres
D 
A 
 (D major) Take out  (A major) your molars with
D 
 (D major) needle-nose pliers
pliers
G 
Make you  (G major) do everything
you don't wanna do
Buy me some earthworms,
smear 'em on you
A 
G 
Put your fat head  (A major)  (G major) in a rusty ol' vice