of this entertainement is
Our first years of mariage
everything was just great
But after two kids And a weight gain factor
The fact is Now she's com
I tell her nice hit the gym
And don't eat so much food
You need to run the course of
unconditionnal love and so forth
But how if desire's is not there That's
Divorce is, child support,
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out
When you gonna leave your wife I tell her
soon mommy soon, I assume
Or my des tiny is blue Interestingly The only
thing left for me to do is to kill her
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which
Send that ass right to the morgue miss
What a surpriser, Open your eyes,
I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which
Send that ass right to the
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
Might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious
But the catch is do I have the
On Wednesday The day she usually
Anyway long story short hit the
And sent her clean over the divider
As the wreck went tumblin down the hill
I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call (from a) Lieutenant
(had me) leapin like a frog We
"boohoo" there was nothing else for me
[Chorus] What a surpriser, Open your
Of course there's laws which
Send that ass right to the
What a surpriser Open your eyes,
Of course there's laws which
Send that ass right to the
So you mean to tell me officer you don't have
no clue who did this hit and run
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell
Pull yourself together sir
I just can't believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir Please
Screamin "who done took my
heart" acting shakin up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was
lookin at me odd like I did it
Like I was the reason my mates
"I heard he was displeased with
While my secretary sort of a sexy
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want I
Clothes not washed proper and
Talkin to detectives that
How I took a long lunch break
And because of betrayal they indicted
me, and gave me an im possible bail
Good fortune to anyone ad
So watch your weight It'll keep you mate
Though looking back I realised I
[Chorus] What a surpriser Open your
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws which
What a surpriser Open your eyes,
I didn't have to kill her
Of course there's laws which
Send that ass right to the
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