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Women Lose Weight easy guitar chords by Morcheeba
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Verse 1
[Chorus]
What a
surpriser, Open
your eyes,
A
Woman
advisor
Verse 2
[Verse 1]
The name
of this
entertainement is
'Women
lose
weight'
Our
first
years
of mariage
everything
was just
great
But after
two
kids
And
a
weight
gain
factor
The
fact
is
Now
she's com
pletely
unattractive
Look
fat
chicks
I don't
mean to
sound
rude
I tell
her
nice
hit the
gym
And don't
eat so
much
food
But
no
Your
shallow
You
need
to run
the course
of
uncon
ditionnal love
and so
forth
But
how
if
desire's
is not
there That's
just
delay
ment
Divorce is,
child
support,
alimony
payments
My
happiness
I
doubt
discouraged
So
hurry
for
an easier
way
out
of this
marriage
Meanwhile
my
secretary
June
well
groomed
When
you gonna
leave
your wife
I tell
her
soon
mommy
soon,
I
as
sume
Or my
des
tiny
is
blue
Inter
estingly
The only
thing
left for
me to
do
is
to
kill
her
[Chorus]
What
a
surpriser, Open
your
Verse 3
eyes,
A
Woman
ad
visor
I'm gonna
have to
kill
her
Of
course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to
the morgue
miss
What
a
surpriser, Open
your
eyes,
A
Woman
ad
visor
I'm gonna
have
to
kill
her
Of
course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to the
morgue miss
Verse 4
[Verse 2]
My plans
against
or
shenanigans
Kinda
ran
thin
Knowin'
nothing
about
poisoning
And
I can't
swim
Bad
in
tentions
pumping
Might
as well
become
numb
Cut
her
lungs
or
the obvious
robbery
gone
wrong
But
the catch
is
do
I have the
nerve
to
dispatch
this
Who
can I
get
to help me
murder
this
fat
chick
I
guess
I'll have to
play
a dude
robbin
On
Wednesday
The
day she
usually
goes
food
shopping
Anyway
long
story
short
hit
the
side
of
her Chrysler
And sent
her clean
over
the
divider
"You
bastard"
she
said
As
the
wreck
went
tumblin
down
the hill
I thought "she
has
to be
dead"
Later
on
get
a call
(from a) Lieutenant
O'Rourke
(had me) leapin
like
a frog
We
need
you at
the morgue
So
I selfishly
pursue
"boo
hoo"
there
was nothing
else
for me
to
do
I had
to
kill
her
[Chorus]
What
a
surpriser, Open
your
Verse 5
eyes,
A
Woman
advisor
C'
mon
ya'll
know
I had to
kill
her
Of course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to the
morgue
mis
s Kill
her
What
a
surpriser Open
your
eyes,
A
Woman
ad
visor
I had
to
kill
her
Of
course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to the
Verse 6
morgue
miss
[Verse 3]
So you mean
to
tell
me of
ficer
you don't have
no
clue
who
did
this hit
and run
No
sir
we don't
have no
clues
right now
This
is ter
rible
what am I
gonna tell
the kid
s?
Pull yourself
togeth
er sir
I'm
so broken
up
in
side
I just can't
believe
this
I understand,
I understand
Catch
the per
son
who did
this
We're gonna
try
sir
Please
Screamin
"who done
took my
heart"
acting
shakin
up
a lot
At
the
funeral
though
everyone
was
lookin
at me
odd
like
I did
it
Like
I was
the
reason
my
mates
slain
murmuring
"I heard
he was
displeased
with
her weight
gain"
While my
secretary
sort
of a sexy
blonde
can't
cook
All she
does
is order
from
restaurants
All
of the sex
you want
I
doubt
could
address,
Clothes
not
washed
proper
and
house
look
a mess
and
Talkin
to detectives
that
was
waitin
out
side
How
I
took
a long
lunch
break
day
the wife
died
I darn
near
turned
pale
And
be
cause
of betray
al
they indicted
me, and
gave
me an
im
possible
bail
Good
fortune
to
anyone
ad
miring
the
rawtent
Moral of
the story
is
Desire
is
important
So
watch
your weight
It'll
keep
you mate
smitten
it's
a given
Though looking
back
I
realised
I
didn't
have to
kill
her
[Chorus]
What
a
surpriser Open
your
Verse 7
eyes,
A Woman
ad
visor
I didn't
have to
kill
her
Of course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to
the morgue
mis
s
I killed
her
What
a
surpriser Open
your
eyes,
A
Woman
ad
visor
I
didn't
have
to kill
her
Of course
there's
laws
which
enforces
di
vorces
Send
that ass
right
to the
morgue
mis
s
Well
there
you have
it
Verse 8
Keep
thin trim
Keep
your mariage
healthy
Do you
know
what I mean?
Small
message
from
Morcheeba and
Slick
Rick
the ruler
Peace
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