Why Me? chords by Little Wings

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Intro 1

Verse 1
G 
Who am I,
Am 
now none the wiser
Em 
Wearing hats made of product
C 
Cm 
Table racketeer and driver
C 
D 
But where's our purse?
G 
It truly is a curse
Am 
G 
C 
When I slept and sleeped I was deep
Am 
D 
But I kept   one eye open
G 
Am 
Hee -hee -ho -ho, no I should go
Em 
And the bottle's busy spinning,
C 
it won't stop
D 
Don't you know, on a dime
We see them all the time
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Am 
G 
C 
But we'd better get in line
Am 
Or we'll panhandle
D 
Am 
Bm 
And even though our trip is only days out,
C 
we blaze out like it's the last
Am 
curtain call each time
D 
Am 
Love my mind,
Bm 
it's hard to get these days out,
C 
I laze out, send frog skins
Am 
D 
for all of our pockets to line
G 
Am 
Oh, our goodness turns sometimes scary,
Em 
few like all may eat the wall
C 
paper's flavored berries
D 
Such a treat, no, better mind your feet
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Am 
G 
C 
Chocolate rivers took your seat,
Am 
D 
G 
I'm just saying A -to -Z,
Am 
Em 
we peel while it's trailing, tooth's dead
C 
I still bid not to cross up the cables,
D 
blue and red
G 
He just laid there in bed,
Am 
G 
C 
so I took my canines out
Am 
early
D 
Am 
Promenading, even though for weeks
Bm 
the boat had stays up
C 
Erase out all of one mind,
Am 
D 
eat these fruits right off the vine
Am 
More than you say,
Bm 
well certainly it's brewing
C 
We're doing the best that we can
Am 
D 
G 
Time to load up the band
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Em 
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D 
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Am 
Oh my good white sky and horizon
Em 
Even a blind squirrel can find an acorn
C 
D 
It's surprising, it's a feat
G 
We do it on the beat
Am 
G 
Stitch and stretch till it's com
C 
Am 
D 
plete either way
G 
Am 
Pass me the tan lotion
Em 
if you know it's so hot
C 
I could put it on the bottom
D 
of my soul -talking feet
G 
And then we'd just go eat
C 
I would slip on a banana peel
Em 
Am 
D 
on the way
Am 
Afterwards, of course,
Bm 
we'd take the trays out
C 
we laze out and sunburn
Am 
D 
ourselves again.
Am 
Of  my life,
Bm 
it's hard to get these ways out.
C 
Glass of cement is so hot,
Am 
D 
it blisters up skin.
Am 
Round table,
Bm 
the house boss always pays out.
C 
The waddle gets stuffed up our sleeves.
Am 
D 
Paper blows off in the breeze.
Am 
Wizard with a book of
Bm 
spell all hazed out.
C 
Spirit badge, I want it, no doubt
Am 
D 
Friday night, we'll drink and shout
G 
Oh, why me?
Am 
So  ordinary
Em 
What to hold, what to keep
C 
What we cannot clutch or carry
D 
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What a league, revealing, so they say
Am 
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C 
Building bridges over bays
Am 
D 
To keep this traffic flowing
Am 
It's a ducky that we're fit to ride
Bm 
These days are a phase out
C 
The legs are on mine
Am 
D 
Nice to finally unwind
Am 
Funny how the plan sometimes
Bm 
just lays out
C 
Connecting the dots with a line
Am 
D 
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While the rest lands right on time
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Em 
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D 
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Am 
D 
You