Now I don't know if you ever
But it's a real crazy feeling
when you walk out the door
To know you're standin in the
spot your car used to be parked
Now you know you parked your car
there but yet you keep lookin
Cause your mind didn't accept
yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and
tryin to get things clear
And it's always some idiot saying
(you're sure you parked here)
To call the police would be the
But instead you keep lookin where
Searchin for reasons like maybe
that - maybe it got towed
But not stolen n- never forget it
But then you ask yourself well
If there was a prize you'd win
Cause you're lookin somewhere
else when you know you parked it here
So through never- neverland
you find yourself strollin
You call the police and they come
(That's the 437th car stolen today)
As if that's somethin that he really
Then they start askin you real
Like (well when's the last
You idiot, right before they stole it
Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and
I remember my first car, never forget it
Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
Went from zero to 60 in like 5.5
Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough
It had a car phone for when I wanted
An alpine stereo the straight up rock
With 12" woofers you could
The first day I got it I was
I could hear people sayin
my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where
they're usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody's standin outside
And I didn't really feel like parkin my ride
So I honked my horn and nobody was comin
I went inside and left it runnin
I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends, I said,
"You gotta check this out, y'all"
But when we came back out the car
(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did,
I was mad they didn't believe me
the spot my car used to be
It's hard to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it: call the car
Yo thief, bring my car back now
Before I bust your (hold up
I thought: he's right, "Well,
Hello Mr. Thief, don't hang up
Aw then luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had happened
let's get him, he can't be far"
And we were just about to say forget it
When I spotted him, I said,
We pulled up behind him and man
He was drivin all wild and fast
Like he was gettin points
for the stuff that he crashed
Of course you realize when I catch
Dude was playin around like
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
I ran to the car said man you're okay
He said yeah so I punched
The cops came up as if it was my fault
and charged me with assault
If his neck was closer I probably
He told the cops that I said he could have it
I calmed down and they got things straight
I saw half my car at 7th street the
I wanted to just jump in the ocean
My car looked like it was a
Why does life have to be so hard?
Don't laugh, next time it could be your car