I hear you been calln' me ugly
That aint exactally what i said john
Well what exactally did you say
This is exactally what i said
When you're ugly like john you
just naturally gotta be cool
You gotta walk just right,
keep your package wrapped tight and don't break no rules
You've got to give it away
Have the right venus and say
When you're ugly like john you
just naturally gotta be cool
well let me tell you something
When you're ugly like george you got
to give a lady all you can
Use the right tools and she'll be
a fool to want a better man
It can be on a check george
When you're ugly like george you just
John when you look like this you got
to steal a kiss thats the only way
You've got to find yourself a chick that
aint too quick and she just might stay
We dont give it to her 'till
When you're ugly like us you just
When you're ugly like us you
just naturally gotta be cool
(You just got to be cool)
That ugly stick they whooped us with
Well how ugly do you think we really are
They got freight trains and
Too bad we aint pretty like women george