wake up in some strange bed
Now I don't recall how I got here at all,
but tequila went to my head
Some señorita took a liking to me,
but that wasn't three days ago
when I get home from Mexico?
I guess I could say I was kidnapped,
and I pulled up and I got away
But oh no, no, if I lie it'll show,
It's not easy to hold the Conor O,
but I'm tryin' my best to be brave
and I wish I had time to shake.
Searchin' my mind for some
when I get home from Mexico?
I guess I could say I was kidnapped,
and I fooled them and I got away.
But oh no no, if I lie it'll show,
she'll look in my eyes and she'll know.
So what'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?
Oh, what'll I tell Virginia
when I get home from Mexico?