What Does A Woman See In A Man? chords by Jimmy Webb

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Verse 1
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Bm 
He stinks to high heaven,
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half covered  with hair
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And grunts just like some
old orang-utan
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While While she smells of clean
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skin and a trace of jasmine
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C 
And speaks   like a first rate librarian

Verse 2
Fm 
His stomach hangs out,
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there's a hump on  his back
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He eats like Conan the Barbarian
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While she keeps herself trim,
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and her posture is prim
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C 
Her manners  are quite cosmopolitan

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Verse 3

He laughs like a donkey

and farts in the bed

And flips cigarettes in the can

Gsus4

But she always acts nice,

with no visible vice

Tell me, what does a wo

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man see in a man?

Verse 4
D 
Bm 
He hangs out in bars and he tell
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s        stupid jokes
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And seems to think he's
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a comedian
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But she's clever, polite,
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stays sober all night
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C 
And sips     on her one Presbyterian

Verse 5
Fm 
He  drives a gas hog like
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At  tila the Hun
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Db 
And woe to  the luckless pedestrian
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While she prefers bikes and
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bird-watching hikes
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hikes
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And sailing  and riding equestrian

Verse 6
Fm 
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He has a name like Duane or Leroy
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Hers is Vanessa or Anne
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Dm 
Hers sounds like a song
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F 
But Duane is all wrong
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Tell me, what does a woman
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see in a man?
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(BRIDGE) Doesn't

Verse 7
G 
Em 
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she know that
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she's unique
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Doesn't she know that   he's
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just a freak     -- of nature
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Cm 
Overbearing, insecure,
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wanting love but  so unsure
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Loving her because she's pure
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And yet,

Verse 8
D 
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dreaming of orgies
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in Vegas    or Cannes
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He preens and strikes
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C 
poses Olympian
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Bb 
While she shoulders the cross
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And lets him play boss
Gsus4 
His nurse    and long-suffering
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Samaritan

Verse 9

Samaritan

Verse 10
Fm 
He brags about knocking
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the world on its ass
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But oh, when the shit hits
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G 
the fan
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Dm 
She'll bail him out,
Em 
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Dm 
she's the one with the clout
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Em 
Am 
Only she knows how humankind
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ever began