Key: Eb major
Verse 1
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Half the
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trouble in the world
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today comes from people who don't know what to say
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and they know when they're
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eat me out and drink me in the worst of way.
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I had a swell time, they started to boast,
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but before I go, let me make a toast.
And they tell me, yes to my good friend,
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I wish that he and everybody live in enmity.
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I wish him ill health and adversity,
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disaster and strife eternally.
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My second devo tion
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I grabbed
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You better get to hell out me house
You can't do him that
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And next one said to me
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What he said should make you feel happy
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I tired lend him money,
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I say he must be booze
me a cup of sorrow never run dry
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You are such a nice, quiet, illiterate lad
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Your obnoxious company
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I said my devotion
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ho ho ho
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A long monga one they call Dabrio
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Say three chairs for him sip his paro
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The fame and fortune that
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he has accomplished
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He's a fellow that I
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I don't know why people
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just watch him and criticize
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His stupidity is unsurpassed,
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he's a hypothetical ass
His friends bring him joy
and frustration,
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He's a jolly good fellow and
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unscrupulous and always incon
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siderate
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I couldn't believe people
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could be so rude,
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repaying kindness with ingratitude.
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Lord, well I grind in like a sugar mill,
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I ain't know which one of them to kill.
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But I grab me cutlass and I pelt a bloke
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I never see drunk
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And tellin' me I must learn
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to take a joke
Bum -bum -lummically speaking,
you're a pussy -istic man
full of shit -ification
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Your splendiferous views
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are too cat's -astical
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to pitch in is the call
Outro 1
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