Weird (Instrumental) chords by Eli Cannon

SimplifiedAm · Eb · Dm · G · Ebdim

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Am
Eb
Dm
G
Ebdim

Intro 1

Verse 1
Am 
Tiptoeing like the
Grinch, I want all the trees
Got the kind of face that make your
Eb 
grandma pinch my cheeks
Am 
Do  I want another?
Is it gonna be pretty, please?
Dm 
Getting high, cliff jumping in the
Eb 
Maldives
Am 
I   got the goods,
I know some of you may not believe
G 
But I really do,
Dm 
and I just got a fresh shipment in from
Eb 
Belize
Am 
Smokin' on that thing,
smokin' on that strong, they call it
Hercules
Dm 
We up all night long, gettin' rowdy,
Am 
fuck the police
I be gettin' weird, call me
Dr.
Seuss
Smokin' thing, one,
Eb 
bout to light a thing, two
Am 
Cat in the hat, way I be so trippy, dude
Dm 
Now this talkin' fish say he want a place,
Am 
too
Woah, woah, woah,
G 
Dm 
Eb 
Am 
he say he want a place to
Woah, woah, woah,
Dm 
Am 
Dm 
Am 
I think he say he want a place to
Wake up smoky breakfast,
now that's green eggs and ham
They do not like me like
Eb 
Sam is who I am
Am 
Tryna take a flight so I called up
Peter
Pan
Said yo let's roll this up
Dm 
and be off to
Neverland
Am 
Swervin' on the carpet like,
damn, this must be magic
G 
Jasmine ridin' shotgun,
Dm 
Eb 
no hands, it's automatic
Am 
Stop it, you don't want none,
your butt is from the attic
I grew mine in the backyard of my
Dm 
brand -new bitch from
Palace
Am 
Fallin' down this rabbit hole
so you can call me
Alice
How'd I end up on the floor?
Eb 
I started on a mattress
Am 
Super trippy, swear I feel just like the
Mad
Hatter
Family comes first,
Dm 
Eb 
then goes money, rest after
Am 
G 
No  lie, I swear if I could just fly away I
Dm 
head on over to the beaches down in
Saint -Tropez
Eb 
Am 
Just here to fuck up your speakers,
don't really care what they say
Done had a meeting with
Dm 
Am 
Walker just like the other day
I be gettin' weird, call me
Dr.
Seuss
Smokin' dang one,
Ebdim 
Am 
bout to light a flame two
Cat in a hat, way I be so trippy dude
Dm 
Now this talking fish say
Am 
he want a place two
G 
Woah, woah, woah,
Dm 
Eb 
he say he want a place to
Am 
Woah, woah, woah,
I think he say he want a place to
When I'm getting weird,
I like to do my thing
I'll be your
Spiderman, you be my
Mary
Jane
Eb 
Am 
I give a wink and a brain go insane
I'm kinda spinning you,
Dm 
but can't pose ya, I maintain
Am 
I'm feelin' different, not like 2
Chainz
G 
More like the 7
Dm 
Eb 
Dwarves, I bet you know the name
Am 
Bashful passed out, and
Doc about to hurl
Dopey rollin' up,
Dm 
Am 
Plumpy been gettin' the girl
Happy cheesin' hard,
Sleepy playin' with a frog
And
Sneezy brought his own
shit to do in the garage
Eb 
Am 
He  on that white girl, get you captain hooked I ain't never done it,
Dm 
but I hear it gets you shook
Am 
Take a bump, and I make it come to life
G 
I'm a sneaky bastard
Dm 
Eb 
going bump in the night
Am 
So wrap that shit in plastic
and I'll buy it on sight
We getting weird,
Dm 
Am 
and we got ta do it right
I be getting weird, call me
Dr.
Seuss
Smoking thing one,
Eb 
bout to light a thing two
Am 
Cat in the hat,
why y 'all be so trippy dude?
Dm 
Now this talking fish say
Eb 
he want a place two
Am 
G 
Woah, woah, woah,
Dm 
Eb 
he say he want a place to
Am 
Woah, woah, woah,
Dm 
I think he say he want a place to