There's a clock tick -tock -tock
tick -tick -tockin' on the wall
And I've got a blind date
for the Warrantor Rock n' Roll Ball
But I can't find my shoes
and I hear those rock n' roll songs
I can't wear a dinner suit
with a worn -out pair of thongs
I found me pointy toed cowboy boots
And I twisted and strained
And I was thinking of the girl,
was she nice and you know,
When I tore the crutch right out
So I pulled on my jeans and my thongs
and I said, what the heck?
I'll take you to the discotheque.
feeling like a boy in his teens,
when this big mongrel dog
tears the right leg off of me jeans.
come on, sit down here, I'll kill you.
and my right knee sticking out,
determined to take her out.
Well, you should have seen
the size of the bloke that
He said, hey Shirl, come and see what things is going to take out our little girl. Hang on,
alright, I like your little puppy dog.
Well, I shrunk to the size of a dog
And I faded into the shadows,
Be a sport and let me know
Meanwhile, I'll just go home
and tune me fiddle Rosalie Bow