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Verbatim easy guitar chords by 
Mother Mother
Intro 1
Dm
E
Am
F
Dm
E
Am
F
Dm
E
Am
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
F
Dm
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh
E
Am
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
F
Oh, oh
Verse 1
Dm
E
I wear women's underwear
Am
And then I go to strike a pose
F
in my full length mirror
Dm
E
I cross my legs just like a queer
Am
But my libido is strong
F
when a lady is near, yeah
Dm
E
What defines a straight man's straight?
Am
Is it the boxer in the briefs
F
or a twelve ounce steak, nah?
Dm
E
I tell you what a women loves most
Am
It's a man who can slap but can also stroke
Chorus 1
Dm
E
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Am
of the truth and it's naked
F
E
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
E
No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no
Am
No, no more getting' elated
F
E
No more listless invitations
Verse 2
Dm
E
I live by a hospital
Am
And every day I go out walking
F
past its sickly windows
Dm
E
I see people dying there
Am
F
But my tender age makes it hard to care
Dm
E
Incinerator and a big smoke stack
Am
F
It's a phallic symbol and it makes me laugh
Dm
E
All I need is a heart attack
Am
C'mon, humble my bones with a Cardiac
Chorus 2
Dm
E
Goin' in the wind is an eddy
Am
of the truth and it's naked
F
E
It's verbatim and it's shakin'
Dm
E
No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no
Am
No, no more getting' elated
F
E
E
Eb
No more listless invitations
Bridge 1
Dm
For the love of fuck
G
For the sake of Pete
C
Did you ever really think
F
you'd love a guy like me?
Dm
I am the rooster in the morning
G
I'm the cock of the day
C
I'm the boxer in the briefs
F
I'm a twelve ounce steak
Dm
G
Ayy-oh, ayy- oh
C
F
Ayy- oh, ayy- oh
Dm
G
Yeah- bo, yeah- bo
C
F
Yeah- bo, yeah- bo
Bb
F
Yeah- bo, it's verbatim
Bb
F
And yeah, and it's naked
Bb
F
And yeah, and it's shakin'
E
It shakes, shakes, shakes
Outro 1
Dm
E
Am
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
F
Dm
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh
E
Am
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
F
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, oh
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah
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