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vegematic easy guitar chords by Steve Goodman
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Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 2
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
Am
E
Bb
F
A
D
Dm
Am
E
Bb
F
A
D
Dm
Intro 1
Am
Verse 1
Am
E
Fell asleep last night with the T- V on. Oh,
what a dream I had.
Am
I dreamed I answered every single one
E
of those late night mail order ads.
Am
And four to six weeks later,
E
Am
much to my surprise,
The mailman came to my front door,
E
Am
and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and
E
Am
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
E
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
Am
A bamboo steamer,
E
Am
and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie- dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from
E
Am
Six Flags Over Burbank.
E
Am
Verse 2
The doorbell rang all morning
and into the afternoon.
E
Am
I shook with fright as it rang all night
Bb
Am
to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
E
and UPS in the hall,
Am
C O D's to the ceiling,
F
Am
E
Am
and I just couldn't pay for it all.
Verse 3
Am
I got the egg scrambler,
E
Am
with a Seal- a- Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
E
So I could eat my eggs
off the President's face,
Am
A Minute Mender,
E
Am
and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin
A
E
Am
at Six Flags Over Burbank.
Verse 4
E
Am
E
Am
(Same chords
as 2nd verse:)
Verse 5
I remembered I was dreaming,
E
so I gave a mighty cheer.
Am
D
Dm
When I awoke, it was no joke,
F
Am
'cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
E
let me tell you what to do:
Am
Dm
Tear the telephone out of the wall unless
F
E
Am
you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and
E
Am
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
E
And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
Am
A bamboo steamer,
E
A
and a smokeless ashtray too
Am
And
Verse 6
an all expenses paid weekend
Dm
D
E
A
for three at Six Flags Over Burbank
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