Key: B minor•
Verse 1
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F#
Fell asleep last night with the T- V on. Oh,
what a dream I had.
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Bm
much to my sur prise,
The mailman came to my front door,
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Bm
and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and
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Bm
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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Bm
and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie- dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from
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Bm
Six Flags Over Burbank.
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Bm
Verse 2
The doorbell rang all morning
and into the afternoon.
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Bm
I shook with fright as it rang all night
C
Bm
to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
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Bm
F#
Bm
and I just couldn't pay for it all.
Verse 3
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Bm
with a Seal- a- Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
off the President's face,
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Bm
and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin
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Bm
at Six Flags Over Burbank.
Verse 4
F#
Bm
F#
Bm
(Same chords
as 2nd verse:)
Verse 5
I remembered I was dreaming,
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E
Em
When I awoke, it was no joke,
G
Bm
'cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
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Em
Tear the telephone out of the wall unless
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Bm
you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and
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Bm
the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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B
and a smokeless ashtray too
Bm
And
Verse 6
an all expenses paid weekend
Em
E
F#
B
for three at Six Flags Over Burbank
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TunerE A D G B E
ChordsBm F# C G B...
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