Ugly Men chords by Millie Jackson

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Verse 1
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Thank you.
This is a song I stole from
Kenny
Loggins.
I stole this because I know some of
y 'all been doing it to my music.
Always, huh?
And I want to give you
something to really do it by.
I don't want you to miss no one
of them strokes and hurt somebody.
So I had to record something that
everybody could do it by.
That's why now you hear
Jesse
Drum.
Up, down, up, down.
See this is for them two -strokers.
Up, down, up, down.
While they layin' there up,
down, up, down
That lady be layin' there, when
the hell is he gonna get up?
Up, down, up, down
Ladies, don't worry about it
He's gonna be there for a while
You can do nothin' for a hell of a long time
But you don't have to put up with that
Cause there is another kind of lover
One who will put a little bit more left,
right, left in his shit
For him, I added the guitar
See this is one of them cute fellas
Ain't gon' sweat for no reason, think he too cute to sweat, you know the kind them jerry curl hair wearing niggas,
if he accidentally hits one of them good pockets, and you wind it up on his ass, he become a coolant mama.
You know I ain't got my activator with me,
and them
Jerry
Curl niggas messed up without
that activator.
That shit go back to an afro in
about three seconds.
Don't give that nigga his activator,
he come out the bedroom, you be wanting to hand him
a
Darshiki.
But you do not have to f**k with that either,
cause I am another kind of lover.
In my opinion, if you really want a good piece,
get yourself an ugly man.
Ugly men don't get none too often,
ain't that right, y 'all?
They really appreciate the
shit when they get it.
An ugly man is gonna try to get it for all
them times he didn't get none.
An ugly man is gonna try to get it for the time
he know he ain't gonna get no more.
Believe it or not, an ugly man will get even
uglier when he gets to getting some.
In fact, you pretty ones can get kind of ugly
when y 'all get to getting something to do.
I ain't never seen a
motherfucker come pretty.
Nigga showin' up goin' to sleep
If you put it on a nigga's ass right,
he goin'
to sleep.
If he don't go to sleep you ain't done nothing.
I knocked the motherfucker out.
Occasionally I had to hit
him with a hammer,
but he went out.
One way or the other he going out.
But it's hard to knock an ugly man out,
and you cannot have just drums and guitar for
an ugly man.
For him, you must bring in