Muffle that fart chords by Millie Jackson

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Verse 1
G 
I know I was a little rough
on the fellas that time,
F 
C 
G 
you know, but, yes, you agree.
But see, I'm going to give everybody equal time tonight, you know,
I am, I'm not going to be hard on the guys
without telling you some of our secrets,
too.
Why you pointing at her?
C 
Does she have skid marks,
G 
too? Woo!
Mama, what's your problem?
D 
See, women don't usually have
skid marks.
G 
You know, we usually handle
that shit.
F 
Sometime the seat be kind of
G 
starchy, but.
I did not mean to say, yes I
did, fuck it.
But you know what women can do,
I want to know, y 'all can be honest,
this is an honest weekend
here, right?
Ain't nobody gonna bullshit,
we gonna be real, right, okay.
I want to know how many women out there
are very airy in the morning.
What you mean?
Oh airy, airy.
What you mean airy?
You know what airy mean.
When you get up in the morning
take that first piss
you know do you have to fart loud. Huh?
I know you old bitches fart now.
They don't need to give me that shit.
Now I know you all fart, I can look at you.
Hello, farther.
See, I'm honest. know
what is rough though?
It's when you meet that
new guy
you know and y 'all been seeing each
other
which is that whoo y 'all been
to see each other
a few times now and then the magic moment come he spends
the night you know me and then you get up the next morning
and you she said I'm serious and you have to you
know take that Pete that I was telling you about before
and it's something about early in
the morning
when the house is sound that shit
just echoed
it'd be all over in somebody else's
apartment
you know I mean them farts are loud then but see I'm gonna help
you bitches solve this problem see what you do
don't let the fart ring all over the house
cuz motherfucker be laying in
bed
listen to you you have to muffle any shit
I'm serious
I know y 'all be what how can I put
without him hearing me
y 'all be finding excuse excuse me do I
have to run to the kitchen
I need a soda some
Y 'all be talking
about your thirst and shit.
Don't lie.
You just get a lot of toilet paper
and you wrap that shit
together and you cut
Put a muffle on it for it, you know,
I mean
You had them in the business.
do it that won't help
if you ain't the bitch's pussies you
F 
bought now
G 
you need the toilet paper
Kind of put a muffle on it,
and he'll never know you did it.
I got that shit down to a side,
yo, that's, hey, that's it.
And get up off the camo
when you do that, it echoes.
Just kind of cup it a little bit,
and everything will be fine.
You got that, mom?
She's still over there going pretend she don't fart,
you know what mean?
Why you want to lie to me?
Won't you be honest?
Come clean.
You probably over there with a woman
now
because you ain't got no man,
you done blew him away.
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