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Muffle that fart easy guitar chords by Millie Jackson
N/A
Guitar
Tuning
E A D G B E
Capo
Fret 1
Capo
Transpose
0
Capo
G
F
C
D
G
F
C
D
Verse 1
I know
I was a little rough
on the
fellas that time,
you
know, but,
yes,
you agree.
But see,
I'm going to give
everybody equal
time
tonight, you know,
I am, I'm not
going to be hard
on the guys
without
telling you some
of our secrets,
too.
Why you pointing
at her?
Does
she
have skid
marks,
too?
Woo!
Mama, what's
your problem?
See, women
don't
usu
ally have
skid marks.
You know, we
usually handle
that shit.
Sometime the
seat
be kind of
starchy, but.
I did not
mean to say, yes I
did, fuck it.
But you know what
women can do,
I want to know,
y 'all can be honest,
this is an honest weekend
here, right?
Ain't nobody gonna
bullshit,
we gonna be
real, right, okay.
I
want to know how
many women out
there
are
very airy
in the morning.
What you mean?
Oh airy,
airy.
What you mean
airy?
You know what airy
mean.
When you get up
in the morning
take
that first piss
you know do you have
to fart loud.
Huh?
I know you old
bitches fart
now.
They don't need to
give me that shit.
Now
I know you all
fart, I can look
at you.
Hello,
farther.
See,
I'm honest.
know
what is rough though?
It's when
you meet that
new guy
you know and
y 'all been seeing each
other
which is that whoo
y
'all been
to see each other
a few times
now and
then the magic moment
come he spends
the night
you know me and
then you get
up the next morning
and
you she said I'm
serious and
you have to you
know take that Pete
that I was telling
you about before
and
it's something
about early in
the morning
when the house
is sound that shit
just echoed
it'd
be all
over in somebody else's
apartment
you
know I
mean
them farts
are loud then
but see I'm gonna help
you bitches solve this
problem see what you do
don't
let the fart ring
all over the house
cuz motherfucker be laying in
bed
listen to you you
have to muffle
any shit
I'm
serious
I know y 'all be what
how can
I put
without
him hearing me
y 'all be finding excuse
excuse me do I
have to run to the kitchen
I
need a soda some
Y 'all be talking
about your thirst and shit.
Don't lie.
You just get a
lot of toilet
paper
and
you wrap that shit
together and you cut
Put a muffle on
it for it, you know,
I mean
You had them in
the business.
do it
that won't help
if you ain't the
bitch's pussies you
bought
now
you
need
the toilet paper
Kind of put
a muffle on
it,
and
he'll never
know you did it.
I
got that shit down
to a side,
yo,
that's,
hey,
that's it.
And get
up off the
camo
when
you do that, it
echoes.
Just kind of
cup it a little bit,
and everything
will be fine.
You
got that,
mom?
She's
still over there going pretend
she don't fart,
you know what mean?
Why
you want to lie
to me?
Won't you be
honest?
Come clean.
You probably
over there with a woman
now
because you ain't got
no man,
you done blew
him away.
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