Two Bananas (And They're Both Brown) chords by Lane Steinberg

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Verse 1
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I  woke up early on my day off
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with breakfast on my mind
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A bowl of Wheaties and a nice banana,
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well that would suit me fine
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Now try to guess how bad I feel,
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I can't have a tasty meal
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Cause all I have around
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are two bananas and they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown,
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two bananas and they're both brown
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That's right, it brings me down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Now I  am in quite a quandary
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I have to decide
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Eat my Wheaties without bananas
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I'll take a run outside
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I could make it in minutes flat
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Get bananas and come right back
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But the rain is pouring down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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I hear thunder, oh what a sound
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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I had made out a shopping list
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With bananas at the top
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And when my wife came back
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she said I'm sorry baby, I forgot
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Well she remembered the toasted oats
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The cook off rice and the curried goat
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But then she let me down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both
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brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Only forty cents a pound
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Baby, they are not so bad
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At least I have to try
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When I went to peel one open
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I thought that I would die
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The banana it had turned to porridge
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And I couldn't bust it,
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they required courage
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I put the knife back down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both
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brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Even a  monkey would put them down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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I  decided that that was that
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I would brave the storm
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I put on my hat and boots
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so I'd be safe and warm
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But I forgot my blue umbrella
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and I'm not usually a forgetful fella
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I felt just like a clown
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Stepped in a puddle and fell right down
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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I  asked the man behind the counter
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where he kept his fruit
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He pointed over at the corner
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by the parsley roots
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The worst thing I had ever seen,
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the bananas he had were far too green
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I cursed and stamped the ground
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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Two bananas and they're both brown
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There must be yellow ones in this town
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I got two bananas and
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they're both brown
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When I came home
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I looked as if I'd fallen from a boat
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Then I noticed by the kitchen
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a small bag with a note
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I'm sorry dear I had to go
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But I bought the bananas that you love so
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And I'm a rich man now
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I've got nice bananas an
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d they're not brown.